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That's right. On the way to school that day, I met two people quarreling. I saw a man holding another man's coat collar and shouting at the onlookers, "Open your eyes and have a look. This guy is a big liar. He is dishonest in business. I gave him 100 yuan in real money, but he gave me a fake 50 yuan. It's really hateful! "
Huh? It's disgusting to have such a thing! I was just about to go over and scold the little trafficker, but the man denied it in every way: "He lied and gave me fake money, but he insisted on falsely accusing me of giving him fake money. How can this be true! "
Then someone nearby said, "What's the use of arguing? It is better to take out the money and let everyone see who took the fake money. "
So one of them took a 50 yuan, and the other took a 100 RMB. This one says he is real, and the other says he is real money. After arguing for a long time, I can't tell who is true and who is false. At this time, the person next to him spoke again: "I think you two really don't even have a standard." At this rate, 100 days is useless. "
That makes sense. At this time, I took out the money I paid for today's tuition from my pocket, took out a 100 and a 50, and said, "How about this?" Let's take my money as the standard and see who is telling the truth and who is lying! "
"Well, that's right."
My idea was unanimously supported by everyone. They took my money, compared it and watched it over and over again. Four or five people repeatedly compared, and finally everyone agreed: "Neither of them lied, and the money is true." Finally, they returned the money to me, and a storm ended like this.
After coming to school, I immediately handed the money to the teacher: "Teacher, this is the tuition I paid."
The teacher carefully looked at the money I paid and asked, "How can you pay the tuition with fake money?"
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