What are the funny things I sell?

1. Forget it, my emotions will be free from now on.

2. The beginning of winter, warm blessings. May there always be a small nest to warm your body, a bowl of warm soup to warm your stomach, a loving person who cares about you, and a blessing to soothe your heart. Happy Beginning of Winter.

3. I praise grass, and I want to praise those with strong will even louder!

4. Reading is my only entertainment. I did not waste my time in gambling in the taverns, or in any kind of bad games; but I was as tireless in my business as necessary. --Franklin

5. In fact, our love is just this, right?

6. I will give you a bowl of glutinous rice balls to wish your love is sweet; I will give you a lantern to hope that your career will go smoothly; I will give you a sincere heart to wish you a happy holiday!

7. The value of wired and the enjoyment of wireless come from PHS

8. Use pure language to write about the dirty world﹜√

9. If The years are quiet and the time is as good as before. Will those treasured tears smile and say it's okay? If the prosperity that ends is wonderful in the ordinary, will there be no need to look back on the past?

10. Are you willing to be with me? I mean with a person who is good at jealousy, making troubles, and not strong and narrow-minded.

11. You can deceive a few people, but you cannot deceive the whole world.

Funny quotes about selling myself

12. When people are in adversity, their ability to adapt to the environment is amazing. People can endure misfortune, and they can also overcome misfortune, because people have amazing potential, and as long as they are determined to use it, they will be able to overcome difficulties. -- Carnegie

13. Raising fish in the lotus pond - killing two birds with one stone

14. If you don't even believe it yourself, who will believe you.

15. There is a layer of wet fog everywhere. Sticky stains, not very clean.

16. You don’t know how warm your hand is to me, even if it’s just a casual touch

17. When you can’t get happiness, don’t Too close to the window, staring at happiness.

18. At every new starting point, there is a new understanding of every bit of life, the ups and downs, the taste of youth, which is worth recalling throughout our lives.

19. Don’t think that only you can give me what I want.

20. People have misfortunes and blessings day and night, and the moon waxes and wanes, so why seek perfection all the time, and why bother seeking perfection in everything. Therefore, don’t let the seeds of jealousy germinate and don’t let angry thoughts bloom. Only then will there be great harmony and true joy in the world!

21. I told my mother that I was lovelorn. My mother said that it was just an acquaintance.

22. The more time you spend paying attention to others, the less time you have to reflect on yourself. , do you understand?

23. He said "this is my wife" in front of others

24. We join hands in the wind and rain, and we have overcome countless difficulties together; when we succeed, We hugged, sang and enjoyed happiness together. Nowadays, time is difficult to retain, and true friendship is always around. I wish you, my friend, a happy and worry-free life!

25. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

26. Why should I, a good girl, come to your world to be a passerby?

27. "Today's little boys have a thousand pounds of friendship, no match for a pound of breast! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. You are looking for life and death, are you worthy of yourself?"

28. Later I understood that the most precious thing is Feelings never have to be held in the palm of your hand.

29. It takes heavy rain to bring back the green color, the dew on the evergreen trees is heavy, and the misty white mist is so light that it wants to form dusk clouds in the autumn sky. --Quotes from Master Silent Lotus Team Management Celebrities

30. Shouxiang Leiyan, actually Speechless choke.

31. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the winter sun to shine brightly and melt the cold ice and snow! I want the people who read the text messages to be happy in the New Year!