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Genghis Khan led an army on four expeditions. He has a way to keep his people from starving forever, which is very useful. During World War II, the militaristic little Japanese Empire tried to follow suit, but as a result, it starved to death more than 50,000 people and became a joke. The reason why Japan paints a tiger and a dog is because it is illegal and divorced from reality for Japan to follow suit.

A generation of proud Genghis Khan, fighting everywhere, is a war madman, the most powerful war madman in the world. In this life, he seems to do nothing but fight. Fighting is his only life. After Asia and Europe, if it were not for the sea, it is estimated that he would have conquered the world.

As the saying goes, "the soldiers and horses did not move food and grass first" and "the victory of the war depends on logistics." Genghis Khan won the battle, attacked bicycles and swept Eurasia because they had the most advanced logistics supply concept and system in the world at that time-Genghis Khan-style supply method. The core of this method is animal-drawn March.

The so-called animal-drawn March means that during Genghis Khan's long-distance expedition, their soldiers will March with cattle and sheep and eat their meat and milk as food while marching. This is much more efficient than transporting it by a trench car. At the same time, Mongolian soldiers, each with at least three horses, can change horses at any time, saving horsepower.

The militaristic Japan during World War II was ambitious and attempted to conquer the world. In order to achieve the goal of marching around the world, they decided to learn from the ancestors of the Chinese national war-marching around the world with Genghis Khan's replenishment method. For example, in 1944, the Japanese troops stationed in Myanmar decided to follow the example of Genghis Khan and cross 700 kilometers of no-man's land to attack Impal in India.

The idea is beautiful, but the result is cruel. In this war, Japan starved to death 50 thousand people alive before it started. It was really a defeat without a fight. The main reasons for their failure so quickly are: 1, poor learning, and 2, divorced from the reality of the times.

1, learning is not in place.

Genghis Khan marched and drove away a large number of domesticated cattle and sheep, which could eat meat and drink milk. Little Japan drove away elephants, buffaloes, goats and monkeys. These animals are very different from cattle and sheep on the grassland, so it is difficult to drive them on a large scale, and Japan is not good at driving groups of animals. Often in a hurry, these animals slip away, and Japan often looks at the meat and sighs.

2, divorced from the reality of the times.

When Genghis Khan achieved, the war horse was equivalent to the most advanced aircraft and tanks during World War II, with great advantages. The cattle and sheep they drove were equivalent to transport trucks during World War II, and they also had advantages. In World War II, the Japanese drove away elephants, buffaloes, goats and monkeys, which not only had no advantage, but also became a drag. As a result, the Japanese didn't eat meat and were dragged to death.

Knowing Japan's naive marching mode, Britain immediately sent air strikes. At that time, the British did not intend to kill many Japanese. They just need to blow up the animals. As soon as the bombing came, elephants, buffaloes, goats and monkeys fled everywhere, and the Japanese army could not stop them. They even trampled on Japanese soldiers, causing countless casualties.