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What did Cao Cao and Liu Bei discuss when Plum was cooking wine?

Cao Cao asked Liu Bei, "Who is the hero in the world?" Liu Bei said, "Yuan Shao was born in a big family. He is very popular and rich. " Cao Cao said, "Yuan Shao is timid and hesitant. Focus only on immediate interests, not long-term plans. I will lose my family business sooner or later! "

Liu Bei said, "Liu Jingsheng sits in six counties of Jingzhou. He wants money, needs people and has a good reputation! " Cao Cao said, "It's just a name. Now we are grabbing territory everywhere. If he stays still in Jingzhou, he will be eaten sooner or later! "

Liu Bei said, "How about Sun Ce in Jiangdong?" Cao Cao said: "His father Sun Jian can, but he can't!"

Liu Bei pulled a big circle and was denied by Cao Cao. Finally, Cao Cao said: Heroes in the world are only the king! "Liu Bei's chopsticks were scared off, and then it thundered in the sky, and Liu Bei covered it. Then Cao Cao saw that Liu Bei was afraid of thunder and lifted his guard against Liu Bei.

. Cao Cao has just won a total victory, and he is a little high. Analyzed the national situation. Ask Liu Bei who is the best in the world today? Liu Bei counted all the heroes in the world today, and Cao Cao was a little confused, thinking that those you said were also heroes. Real heroes drink here!

Cao Cao was a little angry with Liu Bei for not saying that he was a hero, but he was embarrassed to point it out, so he reminded Liu Bei and said to Liu Bei that what you said today was not a hero. The real hero is you, Liu Bei? Hearing Cao Cao's words, Liu Bei was so scared that he dropped his chopsticks.

Liu Bei may have drunk too much and misunderstood what Cao Cao meant. He thought that Cao Cao really regarded himself as a hero. In fact, Cao Cao wanted Liu Bei to say that he was a hero. This is the story of the famous plum wine in history. But Liu Bei was really scared, and finally found an excuse to escape and drove Cao Cao's people away. Cao Cao invited this guest. This wine is really lost.

Mowgli Jun said: Green plums cook wine, taste wine, talk about heroes, and talk about the world pattern. At this moment, Cao Cao, looking at the world, is proud of the crowd, drowning his sorrows in wine, and is ambitious. A hero of Cao Cao, let Liu Bei, a hidden dragon, have nothing to hide. A thunder resolved Liu Bei's embarrassment and helped him escape, but it broke his illusion of hiding his light and hiding his strength.

But Liu Bei's weakness inspired Cao Cao, a dragon, and strengthened his confidence in fighting Yuan Shao. The following year, Cao Cao finally staged a century war with the powerful Yuan Shao in Guandu Canyon.