A subtle color joke.

A young male teacher went to class on the first day and saw a beautiful girl sitting in the first row, wearing a sexy dress, but the girl's sitting posture was a bit indecent, wearing a miniskirt and her legs spread apart. Then the male teacher skillfully said to her, "this female classmate, would you please close the book?"

Then the female classmate immediately understood and crossed her legs very embarrassedly. But at this time, the male teacher was young and full of blood, and there was a little reflection below, which was immediately seen by the girls. Then the girl skillfully said to the teacher, "teacher, would you please put down the pen?"

As a result, the teacher was also embarrassed. Finally, in order to ease the embarrassing scene, the girl said to the teacher, "Teacher, I wonder if you would like to take notes in my book with your pen after class?"

One night, several nurses were on the night shift when a masked gangster suddenly rushed in and pointed a gun at them and said, "Give me all the money!" " "

The nurses were very scared and said to the gangster, "I'm sorry, sir, if you want to rob money, you should go to a rich place and a real bank." We are a' sperm bank', how can we have money? "

Hearing this, the gangster went to the sperm bank and felt very unlucky. He said, "Huh? Will this be a problem? So unlucky, no, you can't make a trip in vain, you have to do something! You! " The gangster aimed his pistol at a nurse.

"ah? Why me? " Then the nurse was scared.

"Yes, it is you. What's that? " The gangster pointed to a pile of reagents nearby.

The nurse said, "That was just donated ..."

The gangster said, "Take out a can and drink it!" "

"ah? ! This ... How can this ... "

"Do you want to die or ..." The gangster threatened.

"No ... don't shoot, I'll drink ..." The nurse picked up a "glug" and drank it.

"One more!" The gangster said.

"ah? More? No, no, I can't drink any more ... "

"Do you want to die or ..."

"I ... I drink, I drink ... don't shoot." Picked up another one and finished reading it.

After drinking, the nurse said, "Mr. gangster, I really can't drink any more." I won't drink if you kill me. "

"Well, that's enough!" The gangster suddenly pulled the mask down,

The nurse exclaimed, "Ah! Honey, how could it be you? ! "

"Hum, married for so many years, I told you to try. How's it going? It is not difficult to drink. "

An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If not, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so ... he thought, a five-year-old child can. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child used to kiss her, and he followed suit. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. The third thing, the child took out his penis and bent it three times. ...

The female white-collar worker in the office asked her male colleague to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "

In the evening, one of the four people fell asleep in the dormitory, and three people discussed how to express their confession after chasing girls for the first time. The discussion was heated, and the sleeping one woke up ... and said, Don't say anything, let's go to bed. ...

A couple, both 67 years old, went to a sex clinic for treatment.

The doctor asked, "What's the problem?"

The man replied, "Do you want to see us have sex?"

Although the doctor felt a little confused, he agreed.

After that, the doctor said you did a good job, no problem.

So I charged them $32 for medical treatment.

In the next few weeks, the couple visited the doctor several times. They all made an appointment first, and came to the clinic to ask the doctor to watch them have sex. The doctor also declared nothing every time and charged $32 for treatment.

On this day, the doctor couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What problem do you want to find out?"

The old man replied, "no, we can't go to his house when he is married, and I can't go to my house when I am married." Holiday Inn charges $60, Hilton Hotel charges $78, only $32 from you, and I can deduct $28 from my medical insurance ... "

In order to cooperate with the overall sales of Viagra pills in China, a pharmaceutical sales company invited a group of elites in the advertising industry to write advertising words.

After racking their brains, one of them still found nothing, ashamed of the host's hospitality. When handing in the paper, he was ashamed to hand in a blank sheet of paper and said, Sorry, I can't think of it.

The next day, the best advertising language was announced, and everyone was shocked. Wei Ge China's slogan is:

I don't want to ... show up ...

The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?

A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points.

Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world?

A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers!

Q: Why?

A: I wear a green hat to take the fall and watch others have sex all day!

Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they were worried: What can a dozen dollars buy? One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins! People don't understand, why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games, skate and be carefree and happy!

Couples have sex, but men always have a strange request: turn off the lights before each sex.

The woman was curious and once turned on the light halfway. Glancing at his body, he was furious and kicked the man under the bed: "You son of a bitch, you always use cucumbers against me, so what's the point of us being together?"

Who knows that after getting up, the man was even more furious: "Shit, you still have the face to kick me. I haven't asked you what happened to your child! " "