Learn to drive.

When learning to drive, everyone experienced several months of inhuman destruction such as "rubbing the garage" in the heat. Until the final road test, everyone was rubbing their hands and nervous. Facing the traffic police examiners wearing official uniforms and big hats, it is more like a mouse seeing a cat, so they often make mistakes and have many jokes because of excessive tension.

1. Before the road test,

As usual, a candidate stood in front of the driver's seat and reported, for example, "Report to the examiner, student Wang Fugui asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together.

To make matters worse, the examiner replied, "You are allowed to sleep. Which one do you think is appropriate? "

2. After another candidate got on the bus successfully, he sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off."

(It should start asking. It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. )

After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

3. On the way to the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilaterally or bilaterally.

Candidates should answer: "I understand." Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school in Beijing has a special roundabout called * * Island.

As a result, an examiner said, "Turn left on the island ahead." The candidate replied: "* * I understand."

The exam was almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was frightened and replied, "Call the fire hydrant, you can't stop in front."

5. I remember the first time I learned to drive (it should be driving in other places, it was too late that day, and I drove directly on the road). A senior turned around and drove to the opposite lane. A bus came in front of me and the bus driver braked immediately. The master also slammed on the handbrake and scolded him: You think you are driving in Hong Kong! ! ! ! The brothers sitting in the back laughed their heads off.

6. There's another sentence,' A buddy said something because he was nervous: the instrument is all right' and asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

7. On the road test, the examiner said: Turn left around the island in front; the student said: I know, turn left around the island in front; after the turn, the examiner said: Get off, fail, and the students don't understand. Can you let me die?

The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

8. There is also a man who took away his ic card after the exam (in fact, this means that he is qualified).

My brother insisted on not getting off the bus and said to the examiner, "You haven't returned my ic card yet."

The examiner ignored him at first, but he insisted on endless demands.

Finally, he angered the examiner and said, "Take it back if you want", so he hung up the phone.

9. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (7 years ago): at that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks.

One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him.

The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about.

He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

10. Another person got on the bus and said to the examiner first, "I'm so nervous that I can't even drive when you sit next to me."

The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well."

Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think about you being alone in the car now, or just think about a dog sitting next to you ... "

The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ Later, it was said that he was the only one in his group who had passed the exam.