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Is it true that ten men have nine hemorrhoids and ten women have ten hemorrhoids?
At the same time, the same is true for men, and there is also a folk saying that "ten men and nine hemorrhoids". Men's hemorrhoids are equally unbearable. Just last year, there was a ridiculous news about hemorrhoids. It is said that a person hit someone and didn't want to pay compensation, so he hid in the mountains and lived in seclusion 14 years. 14 years later, I couldn't stand the pain of hemorrhoids and ran out to see a doctor and was arrested. The pain of a man can be understood by anyone who has had hemorrhoids.
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In fact, "ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and ten hemorrhoids" simply means that hemorrhoids are a very common problem, which does not mean that 19 people with hemorrhoids can really be found in ten pairs of men and women. This folk proverb also reveals a message: everyone has the possibility of getting hemorrhoids!
Man is an upright animal. When they walk upright, blood will accumulate on their hips under the action of gravity. Once the blood can't flow, the veins will begin to varicose, which is prone to hemorrhoids. Animals that walk on all fours, because of gravity, blood is distributed all over the body, and hemorrhoids rarely occur. So hemorrhoids can be said to be the price of human evolution, and everyone has the possibility of hemorrhoids. Coupled with the particularity of work now, sedentary has become an inevitable trend. Sedentary will increase the possibility of blood stasis and increase its probability.
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No matter how big the probability is, it may not happen, but the reason why hemorrhoids finally appear and make you feel painful and embarrassed has nothing to do with human evolution. All you do every day is curse.
The frequent occurrence of women is related to pregnancy behavior. During pregnancy, pelvic muscle elasticity will deteriorate and abdominal pressure will increase, which will affect blood return. During pregnancy, women's diet is mainly tonic. When they are over-nourished, their defecation will become very unsmooth and constipation may occur. Because I am worried that exercise will affect fetal development, the amount of exercise is not up to standard. Under the influence of various factors, hemorrhoids are more common in women before and after pregnancy. According to the survey, nearly 80% of women in the world have similar problems before and after pregnancy.
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There are many reasons why men are more frequent. In China, men are the mainstay of the family. Too much work and life pressure and frequent overwork will also affect venous blood return. In terms of diet, men are more casual. They often smoke and drink, eat spicy food, and defecation becomes more and more difficult. I like to play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet. If you squat for too long, no matter whether you have emergency defecation or not, you should try your best to squeeze out the stool, and your blood vessels will be oppressed. After a long time, hemorrhoids will appear.
Got hemorrhoids, some people are fine, some people are in terrible pain, and the stool often bleeds. This is also related to the different maintenance methods of everyone. If you insist on drinking water every day, eating more coarse grains and fruits, defecating on time in the morning and exercising for half an hour, the pain will not be so severe and will not happen easily.
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