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Funny paragraph 80: sleepy

1, I have been groggy for the last day, but I am refreshed at night. In order to solve this problem, I choose to go to work at night, which is really full of energy.

2. I feel sleepy when I go to work in winter. Colleagues said that they were sleepy in winter, but in spring, they were sleepy again. Colleagues said it was spring sleep. Slowly, I began to appreciate this colleague.

Nowadays, young people go to bed too late. For this sentence, I think it should be added that it should be a single young man now.

4. What can judge whether a person is mature or not? That's how I slept!

The company has a nap culture, and I usually sleep until after work, in order to carry it forward.

6. It is said that successful people sleep less, and I think I have succeeded in half.

7. Colleague Huang works overtime late every day, and the leaders attach great importance to it. Finally, he was assigned more work.

8. In the second half of the year, the company held a group building activity. Basically, let some people fight chicken blood and shout slogans. In order to stop this atmosphere, I succeeded in making everyone produce antibodies.

9. Success comes from staying up late, and I'm probably burned out.

10, if you want to be famous before others, you have to find a few people who are poorer than yourself. And I didn't find any.

1 1 I drove my Mercedes on the road, and the sadness of the past came to my mind, thinking that these were all worth paying. As long as the car is washed, I can live this life sooner or later.

12, it turns out that I use other people's sleeping time to work, and more people will sleep with me in the future!