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Xxxx really bothers me. Composition 1. The sentence is fluent and coherent, about 400 words.

This man really annoys me.

He, my naughty cousin, annoys me very, very much.

His eyes showed an innocent and lively look. He has a pair of small mouths with his nose turned upside down and always tells humorous jokes. Although he is usually good on the surface, he is actually as naughty as he is.

Once, I went to my cousin's house to play. As soon as I entered the door, my cousin stood at the door to meet me. I said, "Yo, my attitude at home has changed." He smiled and said, "You will know later." As soon as I entered the door, my foot just took the first step when I touched a rope. As soon as I saw there was a rope 2 meters from the ground, I pulled it with my foot and went in together. Suddenly, a pot of water and a lot of water fell from my head, turning me into a' soaked chicken'! "It turned out that my cousin hung the molecules filled with water in front of the door with a rope, and when he pulled the rope, the washbasin fell. I just came to my senses and chased my cousin around the table. My cousin said as he ran, "This is called washing pork with water ..."

After dinner, my cousin walked around, holding a rope for a while and scissors for a while. I asked, "What are you doing walking around?" Cousin was sweating with fear. Obviously, he didn't want us to know what he was doing: "Take a walk after dinner and live to be ninety-nine." This sentence comes from his mouth As he said, he took me to play computer games. To tell the truth, I didn't like playing at first, but when I saw that I didn't want to play and felt a little like crying, I promised him. But I just sat in the chair, and soon I sat down with a bang. "Stick the board firmly under the seat with a rope and cut it a little with scissors. Awesome! This is called instant casting method, and its name is 37 meters! " "Good you, see me catch up with you with 37 meter ..."