Jokes about language in ancient and modern times, humorous stories about language, humorous stories, 10 vibrant advertising words and tips (each 10)

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There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?

seagull

I bought a TV set made by China Unicom, and kept choosing channels, but there was no signal. At this moment, the TV spoke: The TV you dialed is not in service area, please redial later …

One day, Mr. Wang drove his newly bought Alto home. Suddenly, a big Ben came running. When he passed by, the driver shouted at him, "Dude, have you ever turned on Big Ben?" Say that finish, 1 of "sou" took off. Mr. Wang was very angry and stepped on the gas to catch up. Seeing that he was about to catch up, the driver put out his head and shouted at him, "Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Then, the whoosh disappeared again. "Good cow!" Mr. Wang felt better after scolding, so he stopped chasing. After driving for a while, Mr. Wang saw the bus just overturned on the side of the road. He was curious and slowly approached. I saw the car hit a tree, and the driver said weakly, "Dude, have you ever driven a big bus?" Do you know where its brakes are? "

5. A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Rabbits don't want to compete with turtles wearing sunglasses. Who won this time?

Um ... rabbit.

No ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

6. A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: No ... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

7. Electrical appliances hold a joke contest, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, so that every audience at the scene can laugh, otherwise it will be smashed. The washing machine ranks first. Just after his joke was finished, the audience laughed and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold." So the washing machine was caught and smashed. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the household appliances laughed. He heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold!"! The computer was also seized and smashed. The third place is the most humorous desk lamp. The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground. The rice cooker said, "It's so cold." Just as the desk lamp was about to be caught and smashed, the rice cooker stood up angrily and turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of your laughter." Don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold! "

8. One day, a man met God ... God suddenly kindly gave that man a wish ... God asked, "Do you have any wish?" The man thought for a moment ... "I heard that cats have nine lives, please give me nine lives." God said your wish came true ... one day, that man was bored and wanted to die.

In short, there are nine lives lying on the tracks ... a train passes by ... and the man is still dead. ...

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars. ...