What jokes do boys think only boys can understand?

I think only boys can understand this joke. In ancient times, the king of a big country was deeply respected by the people. Thanks to his efforts, the country prospered. She has many admirers. He chose a very beautiful girl as his queen. However, the queen's personal lifestyle before marriage is not very good. The king is away all the year round. He is worried that the minister will turn green in his absence. So he decided to try the pastor around him. He first got the queen drunk, then installed a small device (similar to a trap for catching animals) under the queen, and then took the minister and the queen to hunt in the wild.

In the meantime, he deliberately pretended that there was a war. After walking for a week, he called all the ministers and told them to take off their pants. As a result, only the words of a certain governor are complete. He was so angry that he ordered the killing of all the incomplete ministers. He patted a governor on the shoulder and said, "Tell me what reward you want. I will satisfy your ministers. The king shook his head: You're welcome. Your loyalty will be rewarded. Ministers shook their heads. King: I order you to get a reward! The minister spoke, and then the king said, drag it out and cut it!

Son: I am in trouble today. I made the teacher cry. Dad: You son of a bitch, what happened to the teacher? Son: I played with magnets in class and was confiscated by the teacher. Dad: It's no big deal. Just pay attention in the future. Son: But as soon as the teacher took it away, she sucked on the gold bracelet and cried on the spot. She also ran to the headmaster and had a fight, which was a good scratch. The headmaster's face was scratched and bleeding. Dad: OK, that's all right. Go and play. Remember, keep your magnet away from your mother in the future.

Xiaoming struggled to pursue the goddess and failed. After a long time, the goddess made an appointment and said that she would give her one last chance. "You stand 20 centimeters away from me. If you touch me with any part of your body, except your head or your hands and feet, I promise I will be with you. " As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Ming spat at the goddess.

That year, I was still an ignorant teenager. Looking forward to a sunny life, until one day, the Chinese teacher assigned us a composition topic. Spring scenery on campus. As an excellent student, you can't do things that insult the spirit of academic scum like writing your own composition. So, I can't wait to open Baidu. Finally immersed in the darkness. I can't quit, so I think these jokes can be understood by boys.