A joke about Beijing began 60 years ago when my hometown was called Beiping. It's long and rhymes. Is it a song? If it is a song, ask the name of the song.

My hometown was called Beiping 60 years ago, and that's the name.

The full text is as follows

My hometown was called Beiping 60 years ago.

People here are always enthusiastic,

Until my hometown was occupied by turtles,

Only to find that Beijing is no longer Beijing.

We are a generation that grew up in hutong.

The pace of life is not very fast,

Even if there is no money to fill your pocket,

Living here is still very comfortable.

When I was a child, the sky was always so blue.

The spring water in Xiangshan is so sweet,

There will be no sauna days in summer,

Sandstorms have never been seen before.

At that time, there were no cars on the street.

The old man is flying a kite under the overpass.

There is a pinball pit in the shade.

Table tennis table is an abandoned bomb shelter.

Looking at the vendors walking in the street,

Smiling brightly while smoking adzuki bean popsicle,

I don't expect food, seafood, shark's fin,

I only hope that the Spring Festival temple fair will be eaten all over the factory.

At the foot of the imperial city is our territory.

49% of the cities are full of our paradise.

Every time at sunset,

Grandmothers will choke us and call us home for dinner.

Niuer is the favorite of uncles and grandfathers.

Fried peanuts are a side dish with wine.

Donglaishun's hand-cut meat is a cow break.

Warm service never keeps customers waiting.

There is a team here called Guoan.

His slogan is to win the championship forever.

The green figure appeared in front of us,

Beijing people will look forward to it.

There is a local gas between brothers,

Young people are more upright than one.

Neighbors don't lose to relatives,

We have dealt with each other. We are porcelain.

You can say that people here have no ambition,

But old people of any age can talk to you about the Gulf War.

You can think it's a little exclusive here,

It's just that we are straightforward and don't whitewash.

All the girls here are crazy,

Little girl, movies can make people angry,

Beijing chicks are sensible and delicate.

Everyone wants to get married and go home to be his wife.

No one here is a big shot,

But it will only make girls like it,

Although not as good as Shanghai men's laundry and cooking,

Men in Beijing still welcome their mother-in-law.

There are places of interest everywhere,

The Forbidden City shows the atmosphere of Beijing.

Shichahai embodies relaxation and happiness.

The bell and drum tower witnessed the charm of this city.

This is a beautiful city,

Developed our own way of life,

But unconsciously, today,

The culture of Beijing has gradually disappeared.

People come from all over the country,

The speech revealed admiration for this place.

Actually, there is no love for this place.

I just hope to make a fortune here.

Although the road is getting flatter and flatter,

House prices have also doubled.

Guangxin Tiandi has thousands of clothes.

The famous brands are all Shanxi coal bosses.

Developers destroyed our memories,

Fill in the performance of their deposits,

My impression of Beijing has collapsed.

Their methods are becoming more and more BT.

Thick legs and black silk all over the street,

I have a nagging smell in my mouth,

Beijing dialect is not always followed by "er".

Don't be a follower of Dongzhimener.

All the loops began to get crowded,

I really want to say hello to their mother,

I'd rather go back to a simple life,

I can't bear to do this to the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties.

This place has become a forest for all kinds of birds.

From thieves in the northwest to swindlers in the central plains,

The ladies in nightclubs are becoming more and more elegant,

There will be no more "1 10 104".

I don't want Chivas Regal,

Without mixed neon lights,

"Dianer House" and "Putin" in Zhongnanhai

You can get me drunk in the middle of the night.

From "Bird's Nest" to new CCTV,

Not as good as my work style,

Pretending to be struck by lightning,

Only when you go can you hear the long-lost "Niu B".

The road extends, the house is still there,

The house has been demolished, but the home is still there.

Home is gone, people are still there,

People have changed, but their hearts are still there.

Even if I can't afford a cemetery in Beijing in the future, and the ashes are scattered in unknown places, the pattern is still-

-Made in Beijing ~!