Ask for some jokes about clothes, clothes and dressing.

Aries: My mother often tells sheep: "You can't swing in a skirt; Otherwise, the little boy sees the little underwear inside! " One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put it on in a skirt! " Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! " Taurus: melon vendor: "come and eat watermelon, if it is not sweet, it will be free!" " Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! " Gemini: Mom told Shuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! " Both of them said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! " Cancer: On the bus, crab crab said, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!" " "Mother asked," Will you sleep with your mother when you marry a daughter-in-law? "crab crab said without thinking," Hmm! " Mom asked again, "What about your daughter-in-law? "crab crab thought for a long time and said," It's very simple. Let her sleep with her father! "mom:" @#$%? & * (.....-"Look, Dad, already in tears! (Oedipus complex, with cancer) Leo: The lion lion goes to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat Shoubao, the lion asked, "Why do we eat Shoubao like farting?" They listened to the face big change. Then the lion opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is shit in it! "Everyone is dizzy, vomit and vomit. Virgo: I am curious about the navel everywhere, so I ask my father. Dad simply explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying: "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied it in a knot, which later became the navel. "Everywhere:" Why didn't the doctor tie a bow? Libra: Father said to Tian Tian, "Don't go to school today. Last night ... your mother gave birth to two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher. Kathyyu (Yu Xiaohan) 13:05:39 "Every day she replies:" Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one; The other one, I want to save it for next week when I don't want to go to school! "Scorpion: As soon as the scorpion fell asleep, it was bitten by a mosquito. He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn't get out. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out!" With that, he left the room, slammed the door and said proudly, "Hum! If I don't come back tonight, I will starve you to death! "Sagittarius: Shoot:" Dad, why do you have so much white hair? "Dad:" Because you are not good, Dad has a lot of white hair. "Shooting: ... (in doubt) Shooting:" Then why are grandfathers all white-haired? "dad:! @#$%? & * (... (Sagittarius who likes to think) Capricorn: One day, Jiejie went shopping with her mother; Walking on the road, it suddenly began to rain. Mother took Jie Jie's little hand and said, "It's raining, run!" " Jie Jie asked slowly, "it won't rain in front! ？” (Capricorn, who understands reality and is too lazy to change) Aquarius: Aquarius asks his mother, "How do you call Mr. Jiang an ancestor?" Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased. "The bottle said," Does the late grandmother want to be called "fresh milk"? "Pisces: Dad told the fish that he often went hungry when he was a child. Fish-fish had tears in his eyes after hearing this and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" "(Pisces, full of compassion and regardless of the situation) haha, I laughed to death after reading it, haha.