Funny little story of parrot

When it comes to parrots, it always reminds people of their speaking ability.

Moreover, after training, he is smart and can perform many novel and interesting programs, such as holding small flags, picking up food, riding bicycles, pulling carts, doing somersaults and so on.

In the circus or zoo and some scenic spots, you can enjoy its wonderful performances with your own eyes.

I remember reading two interesting stories about parrots-

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One day, Lao Wang's neighbor wanted to go out of town, so he asked Lao Wang to take care of his Tibetan mastiff and parrot, and specially reminded him: "Tibetan mastiffs can tease at will, but parrots must not tease."

After the neighbors left, Lao Wang teased the Tibetan mastiff for a long time and nothing happened.

Lao Wang's courage is growing. When he saw a parrot sitting quietly, he thought of his neighbor's warning and felt that his neighbor had made a mountain out of a molehill. Such a fierce Tibetan mastiff can amuse. What's so terrible about that stupid bird?

Therefore, Lao Wang decisively teased the parrot. Unexpectedly, the parrot said, "Tibetan mastiff, bite him!" ! "

Poor old pawn ...?

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One day, the police station received a phone call, and the other party's voice was very urgent.

"sir! Help! Come and help! "

"Young lady, take your time. What's the matter? "

"A cat climbed into my house!"

"er ... it shouldn't be a problem for a cat to climb in!"

"no! No way! This cat is dangerous! Cats are dangerous! "

"Young lady, don't be afraid, cats are really not dangerous ..."

"Sir, is this the police station? If it's a police station, I'll call you and you can save me! Hurry up! ! The cat is coming in, it's dangerous! ! "

"Miss, who are you?"

"I am a parrot! I am a parrot! ! "

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