Make people laugh.

1. Yao Ming's English is getting better and better. A reporter was puzzled and asked, "Do you think English is more fluent than Chinese now?"

Yao Ming immediately said to Colin, the interpreter beside him, "I can only answer your question in English now. Colin, help me translate. "

2. After the meeting, the host first explained to the reporter that Yao Ming might not know much about the traffic situation in Beijing, so he was late because of the traffic jam all the way. Please forgive me, Yao Ming also quickly took it: "I went to the bathroom first, so I can see how long I have been sitting in the car!"

3. In his first season in NBA, when asked about the difference between playing in China and playing in the United States, Yao Ming said that "the United States needs translators, but China doesn't".

4. Reporter: Seriously, can you really change a baby's diaper?

Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change it for you! To tell the truth, I will change the baby's diaper and feed it with one foot.

Reporter: I don't believe it!

Yao Ming: Really, you don't even have to turn on the light.

Reporter: Impossible! What do you suggest?

Yao Ming: Just wake up your daughter-in-law with one foot.

2. When Francis visited China, he asked the reporter, "Why does Yao Ming like tomatoes?"

At that time, the reporter was shocked. "No one has heard that Yao Ming likes tomatoes?"

Boss Fu said, "Does anyone know that whenever Yao Ming doesn't make a layup or dunk, he will say' tomato'?"

It was not until later that the reporter found out.

Originally, Yao Ming said "Fuck ... tomatoes".

3. After Yao Ming retired, because of his height problem, his life was inconvenient, and he sought medical advice everywhere, but it was not solved.

One day I met a monk. The monk said that he had a secret recipe, which could reduce his height to 1.8 meters.

Yao Ming was overjoyed and said, Great, I'll take a pair to O 'Neill. Excuse me, monk, what is the name of this medicine?

The monk replied: short oil.

It is said that 1 10 meter hurdler Yao Ming has retired. Is it true?/You don't say.