Funny sentences to make fun of one's own illness

I recommend the following humorous sentences to make fun of one's illness:

1. "I caught a cold today. It's so cold. Everyone should pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!"

2. "The doctor told me that I had a cold. I thought about it, who gave it to me? Oh! It was me."

3. "I had a cold today. I hope everyone Everyone should drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution!”

4. “I have a cold. I hope everyone should pay attention to keeping warm and healthy. Drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution!” The capital of revolution!"

5. "I have a cold today. It's great! I can finally lie in bed and rest openly!"

6. "I have a cold. I feel like I have been frozen. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!"

7. "I caught a cold today and I feel like I have been infected by a virus. I hope everyone will pay attention to protection and health! Be healthy!"

8. "I have a cold. I hope everyone should drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution!"

9. "I have a cold today! , I feel like I have returned from Antarctica. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!"

10. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will drink more water and rest more. The body is revolutionary! Money! I’m going to lie down in bed and rest!”