Nonsense that amuses friends; 60 literary humorous jokes.

Nonsense makes friends (I) 1. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

I will always remember it until I forget it.

You can't say that if you say so.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

5. You are really good-looking. There are only two eyes.

6. If you are right, you should be right.

7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

8. Every time you touch your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

10. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

1 1. People who have no date should still be single!

12. This sweet potato smells like tomatoes.

13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

14. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

15. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.

18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.

19. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

20. This tomato smells like a tomato.

Nonsense to tease friends (2)1. If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.

22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

23. Why does this potato look like a potato?

24. Luck is luck.

25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!

26. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

27. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

30. If I can understand, I won't.

3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

34. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

35. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

39. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

Nonsense that amuses friends. Literary humor jokes (3) 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

43. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

47. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

48. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.

52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

53. I am extremely angry!

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

55. What are you doing here?

57. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

58. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

59. If you are alive, you are not dead.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

Humorous nonsense, excerpted from 60 literary sentences

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (I) 1. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

2. Yes, it's just a little rotten, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's not good for me, but it's too good. It doesn't reflect a bad feeling, so it's relatively bad. Overall, it's good, but the shortcomings are a little bad.

If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

4. This paper shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

6. People who are killed will die.

What will happen tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

8 .. People who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

9. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

10. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

1 1. November will come after October.

12. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

13. If you don't know what to say, don't say it.

14. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

15. I will fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

16. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

17. Pro-test high-efficiency sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

18. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

19. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (2) 2 1. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

22. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

23. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

24. You can only win, not win.

25. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

26. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

27. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

28. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

29. You put it with me.

30. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

3 1. Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.

32. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

34. I am extremely angry!

35. If you have no date, you should still be single.

36. You have been back for half your life.

37. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

38. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

39. You are a smart man, I know what you mean.

40. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (3) 4 1. I remember reading your last article, or in your last article.

42. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

43. If you say so, you can't say so.

44. It's good, but a little bad.

45. I read it for nothing. If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

46. Ginger is still old.

47. If you are alive, you are not dead.

48. I am calm except when I am not.

49. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

50. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

5 1. When you have finished your meal, you will have eaten in the evening.

52. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

55. You look serious.

56. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

57. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

58. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.

59. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

60. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

Humor, funny nonsense, literary classics, quotations and jokes, 60 episodes

Humor, funny nonsense, literary classic quotations (I) 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

4. A thousand miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day, and 500 miles of Jiangling will be returned in half a day.

If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

6. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

7. If you look white, you won't be black.

8. As we all know, cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

9. If you can see things, you are not blind.

10. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

1 1. People who are awake now should still be awake.

12. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.

13. Who would have thought that he would stand up a centimeter when he was 1.8 meters tall?

14. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

15. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

16. Who would have thought of his height when he stood up 180cm?

17. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

18. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

19. You put it with me.

20. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

Humor, funny nonsense, literary classic quotations (part two) 2 1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

22. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

23. Everyone knows that you are beautiful and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

24. It was alive before it died.

25. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

26. Before it dies, it should be alive.

27. 1 I am extremely angry when I am extremely angry!

28. Do you know? Generally, driving means sitting.

29. If there is love in heaven, the right path on earth is the right path.

30. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

3 1. If you are willing to spend some time to get to know me, you will find that you spend a little more time.

32. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands, and then using the saved thousands to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

33. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

34. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

35. Why does this sweet potato smell like a tomato?

36. Your chains can only be held at critical moments.

37. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

38. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

39. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

40. Q: When are you free? A: If you are free, you will be free naturally!

Humor, funny nonsense, literary classic quotations (3) 4 1. After you like it, you will find that I like another one.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

43. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

44. Every time you turn on your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

45. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

46. This hand is the size of a palm.

47. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

50. People can't stretch when they can't.

5 1. Every 60 seconds of life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

53. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

54. Jump from 18 floor. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

56. 13 You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. -* * * Two is neither too much nor too little.

57. What are you doing here?

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

59. You look beautiful. You should be beautiful.

You must be reading this article when you see it.

Nonsense, literary jokes, short sentences, necessary

Nonsense, literary jokes, short sentences, 1. I've been back for half my life.

If there are three people, there must be three people.

I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

4. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

I don't know if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

6. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

8. The crab was alive before it died.

9. We will know tomorrow.

10. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

1 1. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

12. As far as I know, I don't know anything.

13. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu hit him, and Huang Gai was hit.

14. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

15. In fact, if you are not tired from work, it is very easy.

16. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

17. According to statistics, unmarried pregnant people all over the world are women. A girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

18. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

19. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

20. I woke up and found that I woke up.

Nonsense, literary jokes, short sentences, 2 1. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

22. When blood collapses, there is not a snowflake that does not collapse.

23. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

24. As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

25. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

26. This tomato smells like a tomato.

27. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

28. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

29. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.

30. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

3 1. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, life passes 1 minute.

As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

34. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

35. I found it when I found it.

36. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

37. It was alive before it died.

38. Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

40. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

Nonsense, literary jokes, short sentences, three 4 1 You look like you're eating.

42. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

43. If you look white, you won't be black.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

45. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

46. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

47. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

48. You smile as if you were laughing.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

50. Is the deceased injured?

5 1. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

53. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

54. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

55. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

56. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

57. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

59. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

60. If I can understand, I won't.

Sixty classic quotations from bull and calf nonsense literature

Classical quotations from bullshit literature (I) 1. Recalling yesterday is just like yesterday.

You look good if you are not ugly.

You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

7. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

8. Listen to you and study for ten years.

The last time I saw you was the last time.

10. I am usually very angry when I am extremely angry.

1 1. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.

12. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

13. You smile as if you were laughing.

14. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube and the other is jujube.

15. Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.

16. Luck is luck.

17. Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago?

18. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

19. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

Classical quotations from bullshit literature (part 2) 2 1. I don't know if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

23. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

24. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

25. The last time I felt so funny was the last time.

26. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

28. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

29. I suddenly saw this sentence, and I suddenly saw it.

30. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

3 1. If you look good, you won't be so ugly.

32. If a person is killed, he will die.

33. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

34. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

37. If you have some skills, you won't have none at all.

38. You look serious.

39. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

40. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

Classic Quotations of Bullshit Literature of the calf (3) 4 1. A minute has passed, only 60 seconds have passed.

42. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

44. You do everything well except work.

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

46. Before it dies, it should be alive.

47. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

48. As far as I know, I know nothing.

49. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

50. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

5 1. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

52. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

53. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

54. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

55. Jump from 18 floor. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

56. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

57. Why does this sweet potato smell like a tomato?

58. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

59. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

60. This is typical.

Tik Tok collected 60 short and pithy literary jokes.

Tik Tok's short and pithy nonsense literary works 1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

2. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

3. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

4. 13 You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. -* * * Two is neither too much nor too little.

5. Shocked that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

If you are willing to spend a little more time reading, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

7. Can't say irrelevant, can only say completely irrelevant.

8. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

9. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

10. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

1 1. Congratulations!

12. Morning earthquake! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

13. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

14. You did everything well except work.

15. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

16. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

17. I'll say a few words about this briefly, as long as you understand. Anyway, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. Don't guess what you don't know. This kind of thing has happened many times. I just want to say that I know everything, and I don't know much to explain.

18. Why does this potato look like a potato?

19. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

Tik Tok's short and pithy nonsense literature, paragraph 2 1. Just like listening to you.

22.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

23. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

24. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

26. We will know tomorrow.

27. Even if Lao Zi Wang comes, it is Lao Zi Wang.

28. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

29. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

30. Young people, don't be too young.

3 1. I am calm except when I am not.

32. It should be alive before it dies.

33. Reading is equal to reading for nothing, and not reading is equal to reading for nothing.

34. You are really good-looking, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

35. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

37. Neighbors in the same community, their children started to attend the sixth grade class in the sixth grade. My child is in the third grade and is still in the third grade.

38. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

39. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

40. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

Tik Tok's short and incisive nonsense literature, paragraph 3, 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

42.24 hours of cold knowledge, one day passed.

43. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

44. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

45. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

46. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

47. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

48. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

50. Your chains can only be held at critical moments.

5 1. If you look white, it is not black.

52. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

53. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

54. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

55. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

56. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

57. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

59. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

60. If you are useful, then you are not useless at all.