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Who has a composition about my self-portrait?
I'm neat. Get up every morning and tidy up your own sea. But those naughty broken hair are always disobedient, so I took out a "secret weapon"-a glass of water. As soon as the hair touches the water, it will cling to the scalp.
However, I have a bad temper. Being bullied by classmates at school. Sometimes I didn't say anything, sometimes I said a few words to them and then turned away. Some students say I am generous, but I don't think so. Because I also have a "secret weapon" in this respect. Do you want to know? To be honest, this is my toy caterpillar. If something goes wrong, I'll drag it around to vent my dissatisfaction. After a while, my troubles vanished.
I especially like small animals. For them, it is ok for me not to play computer games for a year. Whenever someone sells fluffy chickens and ducklings at the school gate, I can't walk, pestering my mother to buy one or two. Once, the duckling I had raised for more than two months was sent to the countryside, and I cried sadly for a long time. I want a puppy most, but my mother doesn't agree. At my request, menstruation said that as long as I was in the top five before the final exam, I would buy me a Dutch pig. For this goal, I work hard to review carefully. It really pays off. I got a cute little pig as I wished. I painted its hair colorful with a watercolor pen, haha, it became a seven-color pig.
No one is perfect, and gold is not enough. My greatest weakness-forgetfulness. Once in a Chinese class, the teacher asked us to bring a leaf painting. Accidents will happen. I forgot what I should bring, but I brought a blank sheet of paper. Alas! I must get rid of this shortcoming as soon as possible.
This is me, an ordinary happy little girl.
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My selfie composition, 400 to 500 words, is about girls.
My selfie composition is 400 words. My name is 9 years old, and I am in Grade Three. I 130 cm, with big eyes and long eyelashes. A little thin. My mother said I looked like a doll when I was a child. People always thought I was a girl. For example, last year, my mother took me to practice Taekwondo. Someone asked my mother if I was a boy or a girl. It was really nerve-racking. Although she looks a bit like a girl, she is very masculine: she is good at sprinting. I remember the last autumn sports meeting in our school. I was the sprint champion. It's still a little embarrassing to say. At first, the PE teacher thought I was short, and a little asked the girls not to let me sign up. I still cried for my mother, and the PE teacher added my name. I won the first place in the competition and didn't have great expectations. I'm a man anyway. I'm more than that. My speech was also good. Last time, I won the second place. I remember it was a speech about gratitude. The topic of my speech is gratitude to the teacher. During the speech, many students looked at the manuscript and covered their faces with it, afraid to look at the judges and teachers. I'm different. I read the manuscript occasionally, smiling, and my voice and movements are cadence. The judges and teachers all said I did well. Ha ha ha, how do you want to know me? People always have shortcomings. My greatest weakness is carelessness. Take the last exam in our town as an example. My mother gave me a lesson the night before, telling me not to be careless, especially in calculating problems. At that time, I was full of confidence and told my mother that I would do well in the exam. The result was tragic. I only got more than 70 points in the exam. My mother didn't say anything, but I was very sad. I wish my mother would criticize me. Well, this is the result of carelessness. This is me. Do you want to know me? Come to our school.
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My selfie composition is 400 words.
This is me. Hello, my name is Xiang Moumou. I am a freshman who has just entered middle school. Like many freshmen, I came to the sacred palace with a curious heart and a strong thirst for knowledge. Presumably everyone is not very familiar with me! Let me introduce myself to you. I am plain: my round face is embedded with a pair of small but intense eyes; Below the eyes is a collapsed nose that is almost close to the face, which can even remind people of the "open plain"; Under my nose is my glib mouth, which often helps me bring joy to everyone! Although I am plain, my personality is very different from that of many girls of the same age: I have short black hair, which is very refreshing, and my appearance and name are very similar to those of boys. My hobbies and personality are the same as many boys. I like sports, badminton and table tennis room. My personality is similar to that of boys. I like neatness, seriousness, finish what I started, and I don't like procrastination and muddling along. This may be my advantage! Because, since I was a child, I like to do something seriously and persistently, and I will stick to it even if I encounter great difficulties. I'm not bragging: I remember when I first transferred to Beijing from my hometown, I really knew seven things about English-I didn't know anything about it. I was in the fourth grade at that time. I'm already strong. I am really unhappy to watch my classmates always get ideal results in exams, but I can't. It was at this time that I secretly made up my mind: I must catch up with my classmates and try to surpass them! From then on, I began to work hard to fulfill my promise: I have three hours of extracurricular classes every Sunday; I practice every night ... in this way, with my persistence in English, my English scores have improved slowly. Unconsciously, my English scores have been among the best, which makes me unable to describe how happy I am! Similarly, this also confirms an old saying of China: Nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it! You said, really? No one is perfect. Of course, I also have many shortcomings. But the most "fatal" thing is that I am careless. This shortcoming has been with me for six years and I really want to get rid of it. However, no matter how hard I try, there will always be some small mistakes at important moments. I really hope I can get rid of this shortcoming, or the old saying goes: nothing is difficult in the world, nothing is impossible to a willing mind! I believe that one day I will have my advantages to overcome my fatal shortcomings. Do you know me? This is me, a plain-looking me, a boy-like me, a persistent me, a careless me and an ordinary girl. Maybe if you are careful, you will see a girl who is studying hard in an inconspicuous corner. Guess who this is? Oh, you guessed it, this is me. I am in the flower season, I am a multifaceted person, playing different roles in different places. At home, I am a typical lady. I seldom go out every day and stay at home to study, read books and do housework. I will do whatever my parents say. The residents there praised me as a filial daughter, which lightened my mother's housework burden, and I was polite to people, respected the old and loved the young, and worked hard. They all say that my parents are lucky to have such a good daughter. At school, I am a girl with a strong personality and a boyish character. Because, I don't want people to see that I am weak (in fact, I am not weak), I am weak, I want to be strong, I want to be brave. You see, in the playground, I must be the one who is crazy about playing basketball and is not afraid of pain. In order to improve my physical fitness, I insist on exercising every day. Must have a good body, the body is the capital of the "revolution"! In this way, I will always be on the playground. With my classmates, I can get along with anyone, so I am very popular. Every classmate can make friends with me. I have many faces, and I created a unique me. I am who I am, I don't want to be the second who, I just want to be the first who, because there is only one me in this world. My chastity is up to me. I will make unremitting efforts, carefully build myself with my own hands, portray my gorgeous virginity with my own wisdom, and experience my youthful and colorful life voyage. Now, my first task is to study hard and make continuous progress, so that my parents will no longer be disappointed, so that my teachers can regain their hope and lay a more solid foundation for my brilliant tomorrow. I am who I am. I want live high to be a different person. I am an ordinary girl, ugly but eye-catching. Often wearing a tall ponytail, she is a passionate girl who can sacrifice everything for her dreams. I, sometimes quiet, sometimes naughty like a boy. That mouth contains my rich expression. When I am happy, I will pout my lips and make a face. Words spoken in the mouth will make people angry and go on the rampage; Sometimes it can make people laugh. I am not only good at expressing, but also very active. After class, I often run around the campus. I pretended as if nothing had happened when the teacher came. I love writing, and my wish is to be a writer. It is precisely because of this ideal that I am encouraged and my writing ability is getting stronger and stronger. Those awards have witnessed my years of hard work. Whenever I lift a pen, I will pour out my happiness and sadness with my pure heart. Therefore, pen has become my best partner, and I will use notes to describe my colorful childhood. I love fantasy, and I often think of some strange things in my mind. Sometimes I fantasize that I travel through time and space, come to ancient times, see the customs of the ancients, and come to the next 22 nd century, and see many strange things. Sometimes, dreaming that you are Dora A has one magic weapon after another. Am I a super visionary? Ha ha! This is me, a naughty girl. Will you win or not? Come on! (1) I want to draw a portrait of myself, which is both difficult and easy. I can tell at a glance when I stand in front of the mirror, so it is difficult and difficult to draw a picture for myself. I am of medium height in my class, with a well-proportioned figure, a long oval face, eyes like black grapes, a short nose and a small mouth. Generally speaking, I am an innocent, lively and childlike boy, and I am loved by teachers and parents. Can get along well with classmates, a sixth-grade pupil with good popularity. I have many hobbies, such as playing badminton, reading extracurricular books, swimming and traveling ... I am an excellent student. I am also a very friendly and caring student. When I see classmates, the elderly and the disabled crossing the road, I will actively help them cross the road. On the bus, when I see old people and disabled people getting on the bus, I will stand up and give them my seat; When there was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, I donated the pocket money I had saved before. The world is a big family. If one party is in trouble, it is necessary to reach out to help them and offer their love. I love learning very much, and my grades from grade one to grade six are above average. A few years ago, I got more than 94 points in Chinese, especially in writing. I got more than 90 points in every exam composition, so I was praised by many teachers. I am still a child who loves work, and I will take an active part in every school cleaning. When I am free at home, I will help my mother do some housework. Come to think of it, I am still a good boy who loves studying and working. Of course, I also have my own shortcomings. As the saying goes, "gold is not enough, and no one is perfect." I will get rid of these bad habits and be an excellent pupil. (2) I am a lovely and gentle little girl. I am nine years old. I have a nice nickname "Xinxin". I have long black hair and yellow hair, and I often wear two braids. Two curved eyebrows, just like willow leaves, are beautiful! There are a pair of big eyes under the eyebrows, like two big round grapes. Small nose and mouth like cherry, smooth mouth. When I laugh, I will show two sweet dimples. Not fat or thin, very slim. I like to wear red, pink and blue dresses, because I look really good in skirts, just like a beautiful flower. I have a pair of capable little hands. My handiwork is both beautiful and interesting. I also like to help my mother do some housework, such as sweeping the floor, washing dishes and cleaning the table. I also like painting, writing calligraphy and reading extracurricular books. I especially like painting gouache. When I grow up, I must draw the Jiangnan style of my hometown, draw the magnificent rivers and mountains of my motherland and become an excellent painter! (3) my self-portrait I have a natural "brown" straight hair, shiny and watery, and a pigtail is often tied behind my hair. I have two curved thick eyebrows, just like the wings of a wild goose. How beautiful! Below the eyebrows are a pair of big eyes with double eyelids, like two big round lanterns and two big black grapes. I have a "medium nose", which is neither high nor flat. My nose has a strange feature: it moves when eating! A glib mouth is often used in morning reading and self-study. Every time there is an activity in my class, I am an active performer. When I smile at the corner of my mouth, two big dimples are deeply imprinted on my cheek. I am lively and cheerful. I like to laugh, and I also like to make others laugh. I remember once, our class held a class meeting with the theme of "I love my teacher". The first program is me. So, I had a cross talk with several classmates. When I said it was the funniest, I couldn't even laugh myself. My classmates and teachers laughed when they saw me like this. Some people burst into laughter, others laughed their heads off. So my classmates kindly call me "pistachio". I have many hobbies, such as painting, sports and reading. But I like reading best, so my bookshelf is full of books. I have all kinds of compositions, fairy tale books, novel books ... If you give me a good book, I will "work overtime at once"-read it with relish at once. I am naughty at home and look like a boy. My mother often tells me, "Did you vote for the wrong baby?" ? It should be a boy! Whenever this happens, I will say, "naughty children are smart!" "If you are a fool, you won't be naughty." My mother is always in distress situation at this time. Students, would you like to make friends with a girl like me? In an art class on Tuesday, the teacher asked us to draw a self-portrait. I scratched my head and thought about it. I drew a face first: the face is round, like a big ball. When I am happy, my face is sunny. When I am angry, my face will "crash" into a storm. My eyes are as big as two black grapes. I'll slap my hand again. Don't look at my slender hands. They are strong! I remember when I was in the first grade, our school held a school sports meeting, and my hand won me a gold medal in shot put. Finally, I draw my legs: my legs are long and I run fast. It once won me a bronze medal in sprint at the school sports meeting, making me the only student in my class who won two medals. Although I didn't win the sprint gold medal in the school sports meeting, I will practice hard to win the gold medal in this year's school sports meeting and add luster to our class. I like sports very much. It can be said that I like everything in sports. I like playing gobang, and even my father is my loser. I also play badminton very well. I remember playing badminton with my mother once. As soon as my mother served, I waved the badminton racket and a beautiful spike knocked my mother out of the water. Mother said, "It seems that I still look down on you. I will use my unique skill to deal with you. " My mother and I were neck and neck, and after several rounds of fierce fighting, my mother finally became my loser. I have a lively personality, a wide range of hobbies and like to make friends. I have a lot of tricks. Playing hide-and-seek with friends always designs some traps so that people can't find me. I especially like wearing blue clothes because blue represents the color of the sky. I am tall and one of the best in my class, but I am not a "big fool"! My academic performance is also among the best in my class, and I have won "excellent students" every semester. My weakness is that I am too naughty, and sometimes I make some small mistakes, which will cause trouble to the teacher. However, I am trying to correct my shortcomings and try to be a good student with all-round development. This is me, I am full of confidence, I am naughty, and I will change when I know my mistakes. Remember me? Remember to call me if there is anything interesting! My name is * * *, and I am an ordinary girl with no big eyes and eyebrows as thin as willow leaves. There is no rosy cherry mouth, but I don't care about looks. What I care about is my dreams and ideals. I can work hard for my dream, and I can do a lot for my ideal. Sometimes it's very quiet. I always sit in my seat, holding my chin in my little hand, and I don't know what I'm thinking. Others saw it and thought I was thinking about my studies. But I don't necessarily want to study. Probably thinking about what cartoons to watch at home today and how to play with friends. But I never think so in class, because it is very important to listen to the teacher. What if you don't pay attention? I can be naughty sometimes. Like a boy, my face is an emotional stage. Whether I am bitter or laughing, I can show it on my face. I am humorous and often tell stories that make others laugh. Sad classmates will laugh through tears when they hear my jokes. I like reading, and the rich knowledge in the book is my little friend. Every time I open a book, my friends see me and come to my mind. They are very happy in my mind, and I am also very happy, because I got the best partner-knowledge. I like sports. Playing badminton, table tennis and tennis are all my hobbies. I like doing sports in the school gym. Doing sports can not only keep fit, but also make me have fun. Do you think I am a lovely girl? In fact, I am a quiet and naughty little girl. I have many shortcomings and deficiencies. I hope I can get rid of these shortcomings and be a better pupil! Hello! Hello, everyone, my name is Wang Xiao, and I study in Grade 5 of Bukou Primary School in gaomi city Development Zone. I have a Zhang Yuanyuan face, black eyes and short hair. I am 12 years old this year. I'm not young, am I But I can't shake off the childishness on my face. My hobby is reading. Speaking of reading, I have a little story! That day, I saw one of my classmates buy a book, The Wandering of a Bitter Son. I have longed for this book for a long time, but my father never agreed to my request. I have a strong self-esteem, and I have hardly asked others since I was a child. This time, I crustily skin of head and had to borrow it from him. Who knows, he said yes, but to exchange animal books with him, I had to give him the book and ask him for the book The Story of a Wanderer. My weakness is that I love Jin Doudou. Well, don't laugh, it's my hobby, too! My pet is dead, cry! Be bullied by classmates and cry! Don't do well in the exam, cry! When I read a book and saw a touching place, my nose was sour and two rows of "big pearls" fell. However, I am not embarrassed at all. The ancients said, "Laugh when you should, and cry when you should. There is no need to hide it. " If I say I don't love, it's exercise. Physical education results are naturally not good. In the third grade, the softball was thrown to an altitude of four or five meters, and the score was no more than 70 points. But this shortcoming will be corrected in the future. I like not only crying and laughing, but also reading and paper cutting, and making friends. Would you like to make friends with me? 2) Friend, do you know me? Now, let me introduce myself to you. My name is Chen Wenqiang, and I'm studying in the fifth grade of Bukou Primary School in gaomi city Development Zone. I am 1 1 years old this year. There are four people in my family, including father, mother, sister and me. I am not handsome, but I am not ugly. There are a pair of heavy eyebrows on the round face, two ears on both sides, a small mouth embedded in the center of the face and a small mouth under the nose. I smile every day, even if I have troubles, I won't say it. I have the characteristic of being helpful. I remember one time, after school at noon, I was walking home when I suddenly saw an old woman carrying a lot of things and couldn't walk. I immediately ran over to ask about the situation. It turned out that grandma went to visit her in-laws today because she was too tired to walk because her in-laws sent too many gifts. So I said to her, "Grandma, let me help you carry your things home!" " "The old lady happily replied," good, good. Thank you, little friend. "I carry things and help my grandmother. In a short time, I arrived at my grandmother's house. I left my things at grandma's house, and grandma praised me as a good boy. I listened, and my heart was sweet. I have another hobby, reading books. I remember one morning, my mother asked me to peel broad beans, and I agreed. I was reading a book while peeling broad beans. My mother saw it and smiled. I said inexplicably, "Mom, what are you laughing at? Mother replied, "Go and see for yourself!" " ""I looked down at once and couldn't help laughing. It turns out that I mixed the bean skin with the bean meat. Of course, this is one of my shortcomings. No matter what you do in the future, you should be serious and attentive. I, sometimes, am careless. Take mathematics for example: 125× 30 = 3750. The simple method is 125× 3 = 375. I use this method to calculate the result first, directly regard "375" as a number, and reduce the product by 10 times. Sometimes, I will treat addition as multiplication and multiplication as addition! I finished my homework and didn't check it at all, which caused many mistakes. If I check, sometimes I will copy it again according to the original text. To save your brain, of course. I decided to check my homework carefully in the future to make sure there are no mistakes. I love watching TV, so most of my energy is spent watching TV. Sometimes, I watch TV when I eat and watch TV when I read. At first I thought it was killing two birds with one stone, but on second thought, I still didn't do anything well. Therefore, my father made a rule for me: if I didn't get full marks in the fifth grade exam last semester, I was not allowed to watch TV. I think: I will watch less TV and concentrate on my studies in the future. I have many advantages and many disadvantages. I will correct these shortcomings in the future, learn from others' strengths and make up for my own shortcomings. I want to change myself and be a brand new me. Do you know me now? Do you like me? I'm human! I'm human! When I was a child, my mother often complained to me, "You naughty boy!" When I grow up, I often laugh at myself: "I am a person, that's all." What is it like? Summarize with classmates' words: "You are really a freak!" Sometimes, I wish I could grow up quickly and do something earth-shattering to surprise everyone around me. But sometimes, I hope I will never grow up and never be a little princess around my parents. Once I went shopping with my classmates and saw a peddler bullying a foreigner. I grabbed my neck and quarreled with the vendor. The foreigner took the opportunity to leave, but I scolded him for nothing. My classmates dragged me away and said, "You weirdo, why bother?" Think about it later and sigh yourself. I am a person! " The teacher burped suddenly during the lecture, and all the other students were silent, but I smiled and was glared at by the teacher. Why can't other students laugh, but I can't help it? I am a man! The school organizes students to watch movies (war, let women go > I cried when I saw the scene in the movie that the battalion commander's wife and the deputy company commander's wife left and heard that the troops were going to kill pigs. The students around me were talking and laughing and looked at me in surprise. I tried to hold back, but I could not help it. Others don't laugh, I laugh; Others stopped crying, and I cried again. I'm such a freak. Some people say that we should learn to control our feelings, but I won't. I can only let the emotional stream flow freely. At night, facing the night sky outside the window, looking at the lemon moon, I thought a lot. Maybe I am an incomprehensible weirdo in the eyes of people around me, but I think this "weirdness" is real and lovely. I am who I am. Why should I try to change and hide? Maybe I will never change, but I don't feel sorry, although I will laugh at myself: I am human! This is me. My name is Yan Zhenyu. It is said that this name was given to me by my grandfather, which pinned the expectations of my relatives. They hope that my knowledge will shock the world. What a good intention! I am 10 years old this year. I'm studying in Class 4, Grade 0/Kloc-0. I am a lively and lovely boy.
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This is me. Hello, my name is Xiang Moumou. I am a freshman who has just entered middle school. Like many freshmen, I came to the sacred palace with a curious heart and a strong thirst for knowledge. Presumably everyone is not very familiar with me! Let me introduce myself to you. I am plain: my round face is embedded with a pair of small but intense eyes; Below the eyes is a collapsed nose that is almost close to the face, which can even remind people of the "open plain"; Under my nose is my glib mouth, which often helps me bring joy to everyone! Although I am plain, my personality is very different from that of many girls of the same age: I have short black hair, which is very refreshing, and my appearance and name are very similar to those of boys. My hobbies and personality are the same as many boys. I like sports, badminton and table tennis room. My personality is similar to that of boys. I like neatness, seriousness, finish what I started, and I don't like procrastination and muddling along. This may be my advantage! Because, since I was a child, I like to do something seriously and persistently, and I will stick to it even if I encounter great difficulties. I'm not bragging: I remember when I first transferred to Beijing from my hometown, I really knew seven things about English-I didn't know anything about it. I was in the fourth grade at that time. I'm already strong. I am really unhappy to watch my classmates always get ideal results in exams, but I can't. It was at this time that I secretly made up my mind: I must catch up with my classmates and try to surpass them! From then on, I began to work hard to fulfill my promise: I have three hours of extracurricular classes every Sunday; I practice every night ... in this way, with my persistence in English, my English scores have improved slowly. Unconsciously, my English scores have been among the best, which makes me unable to describe how happy I am! Similarly, this also confirms an old saying of China: Nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it! You said, really? No one is perfect. Of course, I also have many shortcomings. But the most "fatal" thing is that I am careless. This shortcoming has been with me for six years and I really want to get rid of it. However, no matter how hard I try, there will always be some small mistakes at important moments. I really hope I can get rid of this shortcoming, or the old saying goes: nothing is difficult in the world, nothing is impossible to a willing mind! I believe that one day I will have my advantages to overcome my fatal shortcomings. Do you know me? This is me, a plain-looking me, a boy-like me, a persistent me, a careless me and an ordinary girl. Maybe if you are careful, you will see a girl who is studying hard in an inconspicuous corner. Guess who this is? Oh, you guessed it, this is me. I am in the flower season, I am a multifaceted person, playing different roles in different places. At home, I am a typical lady. I seldom go out every day and stay at home to study, read books and do housework. I will do whatever my parents say. The residents there all praised me as a filial daughter, which relieved my mother a lot of housework burden, and I was polite to people, respected the old and loved the young, and worked hard. They all say that my parents are lucky to have such a good daughter. At school, I am a girl with a strong personality and a boyish character. Because, I don't want people to see that I am weak (in fact, I am not weak), I am weak, I want to be strong, I want to be brave. You see, in the playground, I must be the one who is crazy about playing basketball and is not afraid of pain. In order to improve my physical fitness, I insist on exercising every day. Must have a good body, the body is the capital of the "revolution"! In this way, I will always be on the playground. With my classmates, I can get along with anyone, so I am very popular. Every classmate can make friends with me. I have many faces, and I created a unique me. I am who I am, I don't want to be the second who, I just want to be the first who, because there is only one me in this world. My chastity is up to me. I will make unremitting efforts, carefully build myself with my own hands, portray my gorgeous virginity with my own wisdom, and experience my youthful and colorful life voyage. Now, my first task is to study hard and make continuous progress, so that my parents will no longer be disappointed, so that my teachers can regain their hope and lay a more solid foundation for my brilliant tomorrow. I am who I am. I want live high to be a different person. I am an ordinary girl, ugly but eye-catching. Often wearing a tall ponytail, she is a passionate girl who can sacrifice everything for her dreams. I, sometimes quiet, sometimes naughty like a boy. That mouth contains my rich expression. When I am happy, I will pout my lips and make a face. Words spoken in the mouth will make people angry and go on the rampage; Sometimes it can make people laugh. I am not only good at expressing, but also very active. After class,
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