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People in Shijiazhuang instantly transformed into penguins after taking the anal swab test. What embarrassing tests have you encountered?

Recently, a new testing method for COVID-19 has been developed. Previously, nasopharyngeal swabs were used to detect COVID-19 through the nose and throat. Recently, experts have discovered. Some people cannot detect COVID-19 even through nasopharyngeal swabs. They can only take anal swabs, take off their pants, take a good shower, and then have such a long swab stick ready. It’s embarrassing to have too many tests. Yes, once before, I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I went for a CT scan. As soon as I entered, I was greeted by a female nurse who asked me to take off my pants directly below the waist, and the clothes on my stomach were directly lifted. Above the chest. Only in this way can the equipment be used for examination conveniently. There was also one time when I was not feeling well. After I went to the hospital to register, the doctor gave me an order for an X-ray. As soon as I went in, it happened to be... A female nurse came to help, and because it was winter, she was wearing thick clothes that could not be penetrated by X-rays. Then she asked me to start taking off my clothes. The medical staff around me also looked here, and some curious patients outside also looked in. When I looked around, I was extremely embarrassed. There is one thing I will never forget in my life. I believe that basically every male has encountered, or had undergone this kind of surgery, but he has a baby that is too small to be smaller. Surgery, that is, circumcision surgery, I believe most boys have experienced this. Before the surgery, they need to completely take off their lower body and expose themselves directly in front of many doctors. There are certainly male and female doctors. When I was still young at the time, I had never experienced anything like this. I exposed my most private part in front of others, and others also wanted to do something to it. After taking off my clothes, the doctor first picked up the anesthetic and gave you an injection, so that you would not It's so painful. The anesthesia given here is only local anesthesia, not full anesthesia. I am still conscious. I can see all the doctor's movements during the entire operation. Although I don't feel anything, I am still conscious when they operate the scalpel. I can still remember it so vividly that it made me blush so much at a young age.