A collection of short sentences about funny space

A collection of funny space short sentences

Introduction: For people who love to sleep, they are sleepy in spring and autumn all year round. They have to take a nap in summer and hibernate in winter. Below, I have compiled a funny space for you to talk about short sentences on Inspirational Network. Come and take a look!

1. “I just want to ask, can’t we go back?” “Yes, the dormitory is closed now”

2. The gift of the New Year is to slowly get better.

3. Men use Dabao, and women use Hushu Bao.

4. On a white Sunday morning, Li Gongjun lined up to collect rags.

5. Don’t think that a girl is awesome if there are many people chasing her. There are 22 people chasing a dirty football. Their goal is just to shoot.

6. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online, I am invisible.

7. Without any precaution or worry, the National Day ended like this·

8. In how many centuries can computers be invented without radiation?

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9. Young people must not lose confidence just because of one subject of mathematics. This is not the only subject that you cannot master.

10. Every time a new book is published, the first reaction is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.

11. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled. This is an issue that cannot be discussed.

12. You can never wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your messages, but a red envelope can.

13. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for rescue.

14. As the saying goes, brothers are like limbs, and women are like clothes. This saying is still quite valuable, but reality has added some elements of the times to it. Now, brothers are like prosthetics, and women are like clothes. You can be a one-armed man, but you can't see people naked...

15. Some things you do wrong can never be undone, just like you and me.

16. If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, it is possible that God will turn on the air conditioner.

17. May peace and joy be with us all

18. I really hope that I will get a sudden call and ask me to go back and inherit billions of dollars.

19. God spreads wisdom all over the world, and you are the only one who holds the umbrella!

20. I am a man and I finally found a partner, but his family doesn’t seem to like me very much, especially his wife.

21. "Why didn't you answer the phone?!" "Listen to my explanation. There is a reason." "You said" "The phone *** is so nice that I can't bear to answer it."

22. I feel that I am so funny, and I fantasize about being in love with you forever

23. Since I have become single, I have saved money on phone bills, I am energetic, and my heart does not hurt anymore.

24. Chatting with a person who has no sense of humor will be awkward and awkward...

25. Call me when you are hungry and I will suck some noodles for you. .

26. Never tease a boy when the two of you are alone, you will be fucked, let me tell you.

27. Eat less, become beautiful, be serious, make money

28. Poor grades, bad temper, bad appearance, bad temperament, bad personality, poor digestion.

29. My mother dug out a spoonful of watermelon and dropped it on the ground. She picked it up and was about to stuff it into my mouth. When she saw me looking at her in surprise, she suddenly realized and said with a smile. : "I'm sorry, I thought you were still a child..."! ! ! Suddenly I feel a little pain in my chest! ! !

30. I like being angry so much that I should fall in love with a fire extinguisher

31. I can’t promise to contact you every day, but I can promise to miss you every day.

32. When I get old, I will dye my hair white and perm it to become a fashionable old woman.

33. You can eat shit randomly, but don’t talk nonsense to me.

34. The head teacher in junior high school is very fierce and everyone dislikes him[]. One day the head teacher walked into the classroom with a depressed look on her face and told us that she accidentally dropped her cell phone in the toilet. I didn't know which muscle was cramping, but I actually clapped, so the whole class was inspired by me to applaud the class teacher for his embarrassing incident. Then, my dad was called to school.

35. Why does your heart hurt? Because you have heart disease.

36. Look back occasionally, otherwise you will always be chasing without knowing what you have lost.

37. I don’t ask you to look back, I just hope you fall into a pit when you move forward without hesitation, so that I can catch up with you.

38. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

39. Love is a kind of obligation, only with you can we understand it deeply; love is a kind of happiness, only with you can we gradually understand it; love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you every minute and second .

40. I had a very unrealistic dream last night. I dreamed that I became a multi-millionaire. This is not a good sign. Really, I usually make billions.

41. Your parents beat you because they love you. If they didn’t love you, they would have beaten you to death.

42. One thousand and one wishes are too many, I only need to realize one.

43. My strengths: I like to have the courage to admit my mistakes; my weaknesses: I will never correct my mistakes again.

44. None of the freshmen are serious. If they don’t compete with their seniors, they will just compete for food.

45. Let me tell you a secret. In fact, I am a fairy who hits the ground face first when I descend to earth.

46. I am really lucky and grateful to have found a husband who has the same attitude before and after marriage, such as birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, Valentine's Day gifts... I didn't have them before marriage, and I still don't have them after marriage, they are always the same.

47. I hope that Yue Lao can switch to steel wire when he pulls my strings in the future. The red wire is too weak and will break every once in a while.

48. It was said on the subway that it was forbidden to carry flammable and explosive items, so I got off the train silently. Because I'm... so cute.

49. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early...for example, get some sleep.

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