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"Composition: Interview with Mom" ??Mom is an English teacher. Because she has to attend classes, prepare lessons, and check information every day, it can be said that she is learning English every day, because she has graduated from a university with an English major. She said she didn’t need to learn English anymore, but my mother studied English seriously like a primary school student during this winter vacation. One day, my mother received a spoken English book ordered from the Internet, and it also came with an MP3 CD. She flipped through the book and said happily that this book is really good, but there is no MP3 CD player, so it is inconvenient to go to school on the computer all the time. Wouldn’t it be convenient to help my mother with her ideas? It can be played on the computer and then recorded on the mobile phone for use! (This is how my mother taught me to learn Allegro.) I saw my mother holding a thick English book in one hand and a mobile phone in the other all day long, learning English sentence by sentence. Why is mom so serious about learning? I'm also curious, so I'd better ask my mother.
(The following is the content of the interview)
"Mom, you often say that your English is more than enough to teach children. How did you learn English recently?" /
< p> "Didn't our school have an ESL English class? I found that it was okay to teach children like parrots, but it was really difficult to communicate with foreign teachers. In the past six months, I made a lot of jokes during the exchanges with the foreign affairs department. Sometimes I couldn't listen. Even if you understand the other person’s words, it’s still very embarrassing.”“What kind of joke can we make?”
“One time, when Michle came back from Beijing, he shouted to us “Hello, howare you?” "This is the most basic greeting. We learned it in the first English class in elementary school, but I didn't react at the time, so I replied "Howare you?" by the way. I found MICHLE was stunned, and I realized that I was wrong. I was so embarrassed at the time. It kills me.”
“There was another time when a foreign teacher invited us to dinner. I couldn’t name many of the dishes, and even some words of gratitude and congratulations couldn’t be said during the entire banquet. The atmosphere is lifeless."
"Mom, you once said that Chinese people learn dumb English, is this what you mean?"
"Yes, I used to think that I graduated with an English major. , there are English speaking classes and listening classes, and now I teach English to primary school students as well. I didn’t expect that it would be so difficult to communicate with real foreigners. I vowed to learn spoken English well this winter vacation. ”
"Is spoken English difficult to learn?"
"It's actually not difficult. Look, this is 900 spoken English sentences I just bought. The language in it is very simple, but we don't know how to use it flexibly. For example There is a sentence in "Buyclothes" that says 'All our clothes are 20% off.' Just use 'Everything is 20% off.' If I hadn't read this book, I really don't know how to say 20% off."
"Look at this sentence, 'The computer can't connect to the Internet. It doesn't work.' I remember one time I was in class with Ally. The computer Internet speed was extremely slow and I couldn't access the Internet. How should I explain to her? At that time I racked my brains to think of the sentence 'It can't connect the internet.' Who knew that 'It doesn't work' would be enough."
"It seems that spoken English is concise and clear. Mom, I want to learn it too. , teach me."
"How about I find an article you are interested in, "In KFC, McDonald's and Pizza Shop"? There are many things you like in it."
"WOW, really, 'I'd like a Big Mac, medium fries, and strawberry sundae.' I'd like a big MAC, amedium fries, and a strawberry pie. 'I'd like a big Mac, amedium fries, and a strawberry pie. 'I'd like a Pepsi and a milkshake.' .Asmallpepsiandamilkshake.'Mom, how do you say these in English? ”
“##……**&……”
“Mom, I don’t understand, please teach me word by word. ”
“Okay, in a moment I will write these words describing food on a piece of paper and post it in your learning garden. You should practice it yourself. ”
“Oh, that’s great. I want to learn English too. Then I can accompany the foreign teacher to a Western restaurant and order the food.” ""Interview with Mom"
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