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I want to send a cup to my boyfriend. I want to carve some words on the cup. What should I write? It better be funny and creative.

An insect-loving virus like ILOVEYOU will delete all the information in your mobile phone. Want to recover? Please reply "ILOVEYOU"!

How do you know you're in love with me? M: I can't sleep because I miss Nian. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother can't sleep for you, but I know she doesn't love you!

After a farewell, I miss you in two places. It's only three or four minutes, but five or six hours, seven hearts lifting water, and there is no biography in the eight-character script. 1999 Long life, Shiliting, I love you!

Oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, your ... why don't you zip it up!

I am like a dragon in the sky! You, like a phoenix on the ground! I fly in the sky, you chase on the ground, I love you, I don't lie to you, just like farmers love corn.

Honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard.

In fact, you can carve some words you want to say, which is more meaningful!