What jokes amuse the people you like?

You can find some popular local love stories online, such as

1. Don't complain, give me a hug.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

Do you know what my weakness is?

This is your fault.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

6. "Have you gained weight again recently?"

"No, why do you say that?"

"Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

7. Being close to Zhu Zhechi is sweet.

8. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.

9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating."

"Why?"

"Suitable for marriage."

10. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.