Happy hour joke on the wine table

1. Female: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?"

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.

My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month.

4. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

6. Wife: "Men are timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you?"

7. Part I: Hahahahaha Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal batch: there is something wrong with the nerve.

8. The first year: He said and she listened. The following year: She said and he listened. The third year: they said that the neighbors listened.

9. If the cold world we live in is still hard to change, at least I still have your face to melt the ice and snow.

10. Thief A: "How much did you rob today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."

1 1. Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat's mind."

12. Kangaroo said to the dog, "I can put my mobile phone in my bag, and you can only hang it on your ass!" "

13. Pig Bajie: I changed my name to Sai Pan An, and many beautiful women are waiting for me! The Monkey King: Unless you surf the Internet, you idiot.

14. The daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!"

15. Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?

16. Female: "Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me?" Man: "How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar?"

17. Female: "Does your fiance know your age?" Woman B: "Yes, he knows part of it."

18. "I regard her as the North Pole!" "How?" "She is as cold as ice and as attractive as a magnet.