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How to start a conversation with your ex-girlfriend

Hello everyone, I am your big baby. I have been walking like this. With regrets and reluctance, you have come to where you are today (bow). Here today, what I want to tell you is A true story; but before that, let me tell you a little joke story: There was a girl who found a boyfriend. The boy wanted to go on a date with her, but the girl always had to wait for the boy to open the door before going on a date with her, so he wanted to find someone to chat with. So he introduced her to a young brother who worked nearby. The little brother and the girl made an appointment to have dinner together less than half a month ago, but the girl didn't want to hear the little brother say "Why do you want to date me?", and finally the girl said: "Why do you want to date me? I just want to know if you have Leave me?" From then on, the girl decided to be with her (bow)

1. Opening: I am very happy to appear in front of you, but I don’t want to leave any regrets.

Purpose of the opening: It can create a feeling that you are good enough to have a chance to see her again and learn about her past. This way the other person will have the desire to be with you. Tips for opening remarks: If you don’t have a deep relationship with her yet, you can first focus on yourself (if you have already established a relationship with your girlfriend) and create a feeling of not taking the initiative (for example, burying your head on her).

2. Opening: Hello, I am xxx

Now that you know who the other person is, you don’t need to have any more conversations with her. At this time, you need to be mentally prepared and cope with it. Many people will not answer the phone or come to you. In this case, we will use the following methods to eliminate your dissatisfaction with the way you get along with each other: Point 1: Find out who she is in the chat What was said, be properly explained, as this girl said - "She said you gave me a good start". Second point: When you don’t want to continue chatting, you can try to send some valuable information (for example: updates on Moments, sending a photo of food, writing a love poem, sharing good news with her, telling her you are with her this month) Living well, etc.) to achieve the purpose of eliminating the other party's resistance.

3. Opening: I am very sorry for not being able to meet you

At this time you can say to the girl: "I am very sorry, I am not able to see you, I am very sorry." Girl You will feel very happy after hearing this answer. At the same time, you can also express to her how satisfied you are with this chat, so that the girl knows that the relationship between you will not change much because of this conversation. So for the girl, it is not a very regretful thing that I can't be with you. Of course, girls should not rush to break up with you, because at this time, girls have some sense and are very rational about feelings; so when facing love, they must be confident, brave, and rational enough. This is a man’s best protection for women. .

4. Opening remarks: I am very happy to have you, I am so good to you, but I am very sorry for you

(Bow) I want to know how you are feeling today, if you are happy Yes, how will you chat with me? But if it's sad and regretful, it's hard. If you are never able to let go of yourself, you may end up being unable to let go of anything and be unable to say anything. (Bow) But in the opening remarks, I suggest that you use a softer and gentle tone to chat with the girl, so as to appease the girl's emotions without making you too embarrassed. I know today's story doesn't tell us a lot of truth, but starting from today, I will introduce you to some tips on how to chat with girls. Of course, it does not rule out that you will continue to live together for some time in the future.