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Live first, then live.

Rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are for life, while piano, chess, painting, poetry and hops are for life.

The epidemic made everyone wear isolation masks and let everyone feel what loneliness is.

The mask blocked the virus and blocked the friendly smile of the other party. Isolation at home isolates the virus and isolates the communication between people.

If there were no epidemic, many people would still be alive, and so would everyone, basking in the beautiful March flowers in the circle of friends.

Only when you are close to death will you think about the question of "being alive".

I exchanged photos of the sunset with my friends. "to see the sun, for all his glory, buried by the coming night." I disagree with this sentence.

Sunset will always set, but we will never forget the scenery left in our hearts.

I saw a joke on the Internet. I worked at home for five days. You can only play games at home on weekends and surf the Internet at most. What's the difference between this and jail?

Then come back and think about it, my life used to be like this. Even if it wasn't for the epidemic, my life was still like this, staying at home from nine to five and living my own life.

I have never been so eager to go out and see the flowers in April, blow the oncoming wind and experience the real life.

Life is not living.

Living means fulfilling your duties, doing your job well and earning just enough money, instead of living a full and hungry life.

Having said that, I have to spit out the current loan software, including certain convenience, so that young people can enjoy the happy life of spending in advance with their fingers.

Then, young people who use early consumption will have a headache when they look at the single-digit balance of their wages when they repay next month. Then, with regret, continue to use convenient software consumption.

Spend it this month and return it next month. Flowers will be spent next month, and then next month ... This cycle is obvious among young people.

Can you enjoy life by using the amount of consumption in advance and enjoying the pleasure brought by consumption? Wake up, you don't even know how to live.

Real life is to live frankly and openly. Spend the money you have earned and live an ordinary life.

Every young man has a dream of earning 10 million yuan a year, but not everyone has Ma's brain. Your own efforts can really determine the life you want in the future.

People who earn 3 thousand a month can't drive Maserati. Unless, you borrowed money. Also, renting a car doesn't count. Did you win the lottery? What are the chances? Don't you have a little bit in your heart?

To live is to live with the money you earn. I can eat every meal and sleep every night, which has surpassed most people.

If people can live a good life, they can think about things other than living, such as living.

Driving a car, carrying three or two friends, with a barbecue grill, a string of favorite foods. Find a beautiful place where barbecue is allowed, have a barbecue, sing a song and take a photo. This is life.

Make pancakes and make tea in the morning, and drink and watch flowers at night.

We have to live before we live, don't we?