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Composing continues with my uncle Yule.
After Mr. and Mrs. Phillips came home, they never mentioned anything about Christmas again. Brother-in-law seems to have noticed something and divorced his sister. One day, someone knocked on the broken old door. I opened the door and looked out. It's Uncle Yule. My parents are out. When I saw Uncle Yule still wearing that shabby sailor suit, my parents shouted in unison, "Get out! You liar and rascal! " My uncle doesn't know what to do. At this moment, Uncle Yu Le saw me and said to my parents, "Brother and sister-in-law, I have never lied to you …" My parents slammed the door before my uncle finished. The door rang again, but it stopped soon. When I saw my parents go back to their own room, I couldn't help opening the door. Outside, my uncle Yule has fainted on the ground. I looked at my uncle's haggard face and touched my pocket. Oh, and 15 copper coins. I went to the store next door to buy a bottle of water and a loaf of bread, and there were still 10 copper coins left. At this time, my uncle woke up leisurely and saw me swallowing water and bread. He asked, "Joseph, is this for me?" I nodded to my uncle and motioned him out of my house. My uncle asked sadly, "Are you going to kick me out? Joseph? " My uncle put down the water and bread and went out. I picked them up and ran after him. I finally caught up with my uncle and said to him, "Uncle is not what you think. I mean it's not easy to talk there. " Uncle smiled and turned his head and said, "Oh, my dear nephew, do you want to go with me?" I can't help being shocked. My uncle looked at me and said, "Ha ha, no wonder I really made a fortune in America, but I was kicked out before I could say it." After waiting for a while, he said, "Oh, uncle, how did you ... how did you faint in front of my house?" "That's just to test you!" My uncle explained, and I replied, "Uncle, I would like to go with you. I'm fed up with that money-oriented family! " But uncle, can you let me tell my parents? "Uncle replied," Joseph, no, I'll tell them myself. "
The next day, my uncle and I dressed up and knocked on my door. It was my parents who opened the door this time. My parents were shocked to see me and Uncle Yule. My uncle said, "Brother and sister-in-law, I will pay you back the money I owe you. Now I'm taking Joseph away! Goodbye! "
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"Oh, my God! Is it true?/You don't say. My own brother, oh, merry Christmas! My dear brother. You're back from America? What an honor to meet you! Clarice, come on! Come here quickly! Look at this. " My father blushed with excitement.
I looked back at my mother, who was standing not far behind us. She was so excited that the wrinkles on her face seemed to stretch out at once. I didn't expect the flustered Yule to stand in front of my house now, and she stayed there. Father finally sorted out his emotions and shouted to his mother, "Wife! Come on! Show the children their kind and upright uncle! " "Oh, ok." Mother caressed Fufen, proudly held her head high, led us out of the envious eyes of our neighbors, twisted her bloated waist, and walked towards her father with the footsteps imitated by the ladies in the street.
"quick! Children, I have met your dear uncle. " That was the first time I heard "dear" from my mother. I couldn't help shivering and called "uncle" with my sister. At this time, there was a buzz in the community, "Oh! How lucky I am! " "That is to say, there are such rich relatives!" ..... Mother shrugged off their words, and he always held his head high and showed a superior attitude everywhere.
We asked questions around my uncle, but my father said that we were unruly, no big or small. Uncle smiled and said, "Nothing." In this way, we returned home in the envy of everyone.
The next morning, my mother got up early and prepared a hearty breakfast for the whole family for the first time. "In le! Dear Yule, babies, come and have breakfast! " After we got here, my mother started talking endlessly about our bad situation in recent years. "Dear Yule! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? How much have we missed you these years? Every time we see a tanker in the distance, we will think of you! Over the years, bitter ah ... "Father also echoed. It was not until my uncle gave them a bag of francs that they kept their mouths shut at the same time. Keep your eyes on your wallet, for fear of flying the next second.
In the evening, I saw Uncle Yu Le standing on the balcony and sighing.
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When we come back, we will take the ship of St. Marlowe to avoid meeting him again.
But with my mother's sigh, my father's face suddenly changed, and my father quickly winked at my mother. They walked to the other side of the deck. I looked ahead, and Uncle Yule, who sells oysters, got on the boat by mistake! No wonder mom and dad are so frightened to disgrace!
I vaguely heard my mother say excitedly, "Well, how come it's Yule again?" I heard my father whisper, "Keep your voice down, don't let our son-in-law hear you." Then they whispered something. After a while, mom and dad came over calmly. But I obviously feel that my mother's body has been shaking. She took us back to the cabin.
In the cabin, I didn't talk to my father, mother, sister and brother-in-law. We are all doing different things, and the cabin is very quiet. Just then, a sudden knock on the door broke the silence in the cabin. Father walked slowly over and opened the door. Outside the door stood an old sailor in rags. He bowed his head and asked respectfully, "Do you need oysters?" My father's face turned pale in an instant, and he was surprised for a long time and could not speak. The old sailor slowly raised his head, and for an instant, his expression was strikingly similar to his father's. My mother's whole body is shaking worse, but my sister and brother-in-law are still doing their own thing. There was a dead silence for a few seconds, and then the old sailor suddenly said, "I'm sorry to bother you." Say that finish, he went out and closed the door.
Dad's wooden expression lasted for a long time. Finally, we finally returned to Harvard peacefully. No one ever mentioned the experience on board again.
Since then, I have never seen my uncle Yule again!
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It's been a month since I came back from Zheles Island, and we haven't heard from my uncle Yule. At first, my parents were afraid that Uncle Yule would come back to eat them after recognizing them on the boat, and even went for a walk at the seaside pier on Sunday. After a while, when Uncle Yu Le didn't come, my parents slowly relaxed. But we never went for a walk on the trestle again.
One day, we received a letter from Uncle Yule, which said, "Dear Philip, I have just returned from South America, and I intend to go back to live with you in the near future." When my father saw this letter, his face suddenly turned as pale as a blank sheet of paper. He shivered and said, "God, this is ... it's Yule. He's coming back." Mother shouted in horror: "Yule, my God! This rascal, this rascal! He is going to eat us again! "
Just then, someone knocked at the door outside: "Philip, my dear brother, are you there?" Hello, Philip, it's Yule! "My parents heard the voice of Uncle Yule, covered their mouths, stood on tiptoe like mice and retreated into the kitchen. The atmosphere dare not take a breath. Uncle Yule shouted for a while, but left without a sound.
My father summoned up his courage, went to the door, put his ear to the door, listened carefully and looked out through the crack of the door. This just gently twist the door, as if the door handle is made of glass. After he confirmed that Uncle Yu Le was really absent, he breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door. At this time, he found a letter by the door, and immediately tightened his face and his hair stood up a lot.
We sat around the table and watched my father open the envelope. A check slipped out of the envelope. I quickly picked it up and handed it to my father. In the light, it clearly says "1000 francs".
We couldn't help shouting, so we quickly took out the letter and read it: "Dear Philip, I have been afraid to tell you that my business has collapsed. I have been selling oysters on the express train. A month ago, I saved an American businessman who fell into the water. So he asked me to work for him and I became rich again. I will come to see you again in the future. "
We have returned to the habit of walking on the pier by the sea on Sunday.
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