4s joke

I heard that Apple CEO Cook was very satisfied with his visit to China market, because he saw people all over the street using iPhones, including iPhone4, iPHone4S, iPhone5, iPhone6, 3-inch screen, 4-inch screen, 5-inch screen, single screen, dual screen, flip cover, tablet, slider, keyboard, battery, dual card and dual standby. ......

One day, a child came back from kindergarten and asked his mother, "Mom, where did I come from?" Mom took a deep breath and blushed and said, "Dad's sperm and mom's egg are combined …" I finally finished, only to see the child's face full of doubts after listening: "Mom, what's going on? My deskmate said that he is from Guangxi! "

At a banquet, two half-drunk men were chatting. "There is a slim woman with black eyes and hair. Have You Seen Her? She is my wife. The blonde sitting next to her is my mistress! " "wow! That's a coincidence. I am just the opposite of you. "