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Super funny homophonic terrier 2022 (I) 1. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and ran away with tears. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why do you laugh at others?"

2. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving Auntie to sweat.

3. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked like each other. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.

4. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

You haven't even tasted my taste. What are you tasting? Pinru?

6. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

7. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

8. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

9. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

10. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

Teacher: What's four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

12. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

13. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

14. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

15. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

16. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

17. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

18. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they thought about it, it turned out that they liked mud.

19. The truck meets a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

20. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

It is very popular on the Internet, with humorous homophonic terrier 2022 (Chapter 2) 2 1. I saw the dog in the country happy and carefree every day, so I asked him "What is the secret of carefree every day" and he said "Woof, woof".

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

23. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

24. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

25. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

26. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

27. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

28. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

29. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

30. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

3 1. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

32. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

33. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

34. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

35. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

36. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

37. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

38. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

39. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

40. I have just been reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I am too poor.

Super funny homophonic terrier 2022 (Chapter 3) 4 1. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon

42. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

44. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

45. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

46. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

47. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

48. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

49. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

5 1. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

52. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

53. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

54. If you don't even coax me, what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

55. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

56. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

You didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

59. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

60. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.