Humorous jokes of Lycium barbarum L.

1. When drinking Lycium barbarum water, add red dates to soak together. The combination of the two can double the nutrition, regulate the nervous system of the brain, relax the brain, relieve tension and improve the quality of sleep.

2, gastroenteritis, I still drink jujube water, the road to health must go to the end.

3. Since you can't sleep, get up and drink medlar chrysanthemum tea, water the flowers and take photos.

Really, I have forgotten the taste of milk tea, but I'd better pinch the meat on my stomach before drinking Lycium barbarum.

People drink Lycium barbarum for health. I drink medlar, hahaha. I just want to see how much it floats every time I pick up a glass of water.

I bought a suit that I am very satisfied with. Very comfortable. Some people seem to be young and energetic, but in fact they have already started drinking Lycium barbarum.

7. Sure enough, I can't escape the fate of drinking Lycium barbarum and eating Ejiao.

8. Blow the air conditioner to cover the quilt, eat watermelon and drink medlar.

9. As an elderly person, share the experience of drinking Lycium barbarum: Lycium barbarum is sweetest when it is not soaked.

10, unconsciously became an old aunt who likes to soak her feet and drink medlar chrysanthemum tea to watch one-click love.

1 1, living in Ningxia, drinking Lycium barbarum is really a happy thing.

12, my hands and feet are always cold recently. It is said on the Internet that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Insist on fitness, drink Lycium barbarum for a while, make tea for a while or not, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and got well.

13, protect our eyes with eye cream, and then drink Lycium barbarum. Lycium barbarum often soaks feet, but staying up late is also common.

14. When I like to drink Lycium barbarum, feel old and like brown sugar and ginger tea, well, I may be really old.

15. Middle-aged people are rebellious: soaking chrysanthemum tea while eating melon seeds feels like young people staying up late to drink medlar.

16, it hurts to go out for the first time. I will drink more hot water, eat more fruits, stay up late, eat less spicy food and drink Lycium barbarum.

17, I have entered the life of drinking wolfberry water. I hope I can't extricate myself from the sea of books.

18, every time I want to go to bed early, something seems to happen. Modern people don't deserve health preservation, so let's drink Lycium barbarum.

19, my eyes hurt. My eyes must have soared again this month. Is it too late to drink Lycium barbarum?

20, recently got angry, made a pot of medlar chrysanthemum tea, which has the effect of dispelling wind and clearing heat, calming the liver and improving eyesight. You can drink medlar chrysanthemum tea if you have a headache, dizziness, red eyes, swelling and pain.

2 1, it is said that drinking it is good for menstruation, and drinking Lycium barbarum often stays up late is also good.

22. Modern people's health care: crazy drinking during the day and crazy staying up late at night.