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Does anyone know the funny words about helping children fight, doing homework and bullying children for a long time?

I write homework for primary school students in winter and summer vacations for a long time.

Bullying other students for primary school students

Have a family meeting instead of parents.

Charge standard:

Winter vacation homework (48 pages, grade 1-3) 20 yuan

(Grade 4-6 on page 48) 32 yuan

Summer homework (62 pages, grade 1-3) 42 yuan

(62 pages, grades 4-6) 50 yuan

Bullying classmates (height 1.3m- 1.4m)45 yuan

(height 1.4m- 1.6m)55 yuan

(height 1.6m- 1.8m) The price is negotiable.

(height 1.8m or above) Don't talk.

Beat the teacher: female teacher (75 yuan)

Male teacher (100 yuan)

And undertake the following businesses: coolie handling, clamp welding, water and electricity, bricklayer, smashing walls and digging holes, poking toilets and sewers, and watching casinos. Rape, forced Longmen, black guns, black cars, thugs, arms transportation, assassination, breast augmentation. . . . .