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Seek silver soul character.

Yin Sang: Silver Time is very powerful! In the past, the guards were out of control and radiant, and people who didn't know him were particularly afraid of him. So far, few people know that he is "Shiro Yasha", because he guards everything and gathers light. Besides, Yin Shi is used to protecting its people. He is only in his twenties and always tries his best to protect anything he can. Although he was seriously injured, although the other party was not familiar with himself, he still stubbornly guarded him.

Screenshot of Sakata Gintoki animation (5 1 photo)

They! There is no denying that silver is kind, always foolishly guarding others and never asking for anything in return. However, it is this silver time that brings us together. Also, it is worth mentioning that Yin Shi is in good health, and he often reappears with his eyes open after being seriously injured. In the cartoon, he entered the city to make an enemy with Tokugawa for the agreement between the old flower chief of Yoshihara and a man, and was poisoned by countless needles. In the end, only his left hand with the agreed hair could move, and when he fell from a height, he gave the other party a heavy blow.

Usually a loser, he will say some dirty and obscene words from time to time, but he is actually a man with a samurai soul, and he firmly believes in and implements his bushido. No one can be shaken by his tolerance and strength when he meets something, and his beliefs gradually affect the people around him.

There is a sinister dark side. He is a sadist. He and Okita Sougo are also called "Super S-duo" [4]. Okita Sougo was mistakenly called "Zong Yilang" (Yagami Soichiro, a policeman by profession).

Sweetheart, sugar first. I like strawberry milk. When ordering a restaurant, the exclusive package is the "Uji Silver Time" with a lot of matcha red beans, which is enough to compete with the "Turkish special tea soaked rice" with a lot of mayonnaise. Eating sweets from time to time will make you anxious, but you will be on the verge of diabetes, and you will be warned by your doctor that you can only eat your favorite sundae once a week. Jump, a teenager who loves to read weekly magazines (Taiwan Province Province cooperated with local governments to change it to Treasure Island Teenager), and his favorite cartoon is The Golden Man. I am a fan of the weatherman and the anchor of Wake Up TV, Knoye.

I am afraid of ghosts [5] and can see ghosts [6]. The inspiration is quite strong. He can manipulate several bodies at a time. body double (Ghost) [7]. Besides, Silver is also afraid of going to the dentist. [8]

For monkeys, it seems to be equivalent to the existence of a dropper.

I will soon forget those annoying things, so I often don't remember the people I met and the people I had an argument with. [9]

Fencing skills are very high, wooden knives break through 10 thousand, smash bullets and destroy excellent explosive power and tenacity. Fierce beasts such as profit-seeking stuffing are also overwhelmed, and strong enemies such as Liu, Shu Qi, etc. are also evenly matched, and some even take advantage of their advantages. Extremely vigorous, seriously injured and dying. There's still a lot to survive if we keep fighting like this. You can peek at the final melee between mangroves and the four kings, and the extremely high motor nerves are also fused. Plus fighting intuition is also very keen, so the mind is clear when fighting.

God is very happy:

The feature of divine joy lies in "the heroine unlike the heroine".

Reason: Because of an anime, the female host mostly belongs to the type of weakness+need protection+occasional violence.

However, these characteristics are not found in God's music.

She is extroverted and never pays attention to image (she can pick her nose with silver sauce casually ...).

In addition, the "Yato clan", who was originally the strongest fighting nation in the universe, has super fighting capacity (called "small but powerful captain" by Guangxi).

So compared with most anime heroines, Shenle is a very special heroine. But very cute ~ ~

Shen Le is a very kind girl, but she is actually naive and dependent on Silvertime. When the main plot of Fang Xinghai was almost swallowed up by monsters, she finally thought of Silver Age. It is recommended that people who don't know and don't like God Music watch the drama series11. Finally, the warm details made people burst into tears. It can also be seen that Yin Shi's mind is very delicate.

Noba: Before I met Silver, I worked in a dessert shop. At that time, he was very courageous and often angered the store manager. Just when he began to hate everything and give up on himself, he heard Xiao Tong's songs. Although he couldn't understand what Xiao Tong was singing, he was moved to tears and cheered when he saw her selfless performance. Since then, he has become "Captain Sineitai of Terakado Tsu". Following Xiao Tong, his temperament changed greatly, and he became a warm-blooded young man, as if he were a different person. I accidentally saved the molested Kathia(キャッツイアー) on the tram, and I took a fancy to her and grew a cat ear. Later, I asked about love under the screen name "Tram Attendant" in "Real Knife and Real Gun Attendant". Finally, I found out that Katia stole his wallet, so I taught her a lesson. He is a character who is often bullied, often described as "very ordinary, very ordinary, public face", and even denied as a human being. It can be said that it is one of the few normal human beings in the silver soul, and the spit skills are extremely strong! He is willing to be the soil for a hundred flowers to blossom (popular vote), and he is kind-hearted and helpful. He's a good character.

Earthwork:

On the surface, it is "glaucoma, grumpy personality, chopping people at will, making people cut their stomachs, and being the boss of hooligans and otaku with mayonnaise", but in fact, the Turkish side is honest and serious and is the substantive leader of the spiritual leader Kondo selection group. Although I only pay lip service, I have deep trust in Kondo. As long as it is for the general, there will be no objection to any task.

Earthwork after the battle

Earthwork likes to add a lot of mayonnaise (マヨネーズズズ) to its food and upgrade it to "dog food", such as "Turkey's special tea-soaked rice". Turkey is very afraid of ghosts (even when it is silver). Kondo called him Shi Si (トシシシ), Okuda called him Mr. Earthwork at ordinary times, and directly called him Mr. Earthwork in full mode. In Baiyin, he is occasionally called Mr. Earthwork, but he is basically called "Duochuan" or "asshole". The Turkish side once called itself "the warrior of love" Mayora 65438+.

Cold appearance and temperament are favored by women, but they have no consciousness at all. They always feel that they are unwelcome men. However, because he is an extreme fanatic (マヨラ-), women are disillusioned with him and once claimed that "everything they love is an illusion".

When Uncle Matsuhei ordered Kondo and others to ruin their daughter's date with her boyfriend, Tokugawa Jun was determined to protect their date and called himself "love warrior Manazi 13", but he was fascinated by chestnuts and had to play "honey trap" afterwards.

Very afraid of ghosts. Therefore, when Zongwu lied to Yin that there was a "woman in a red kimono", the Turkish side also hid, claiming to look for "the entrance to Manaqi Kingdom".

When I was a teenager, I often fought in groups, and later I was taken in by Kondo, who opened a Dojo at home. I once had a crush on Okita Sougo's sister Tsuda Sanye. Before going abroad, Sanye confessed to him, but in order to let Sanye find happiness, it was also because the Turkish side did not know when he might die, so he refused Sanye's feelings. Finally, the loose leaves of Okita fell ill and died. The Turkish side that understands this matter said that [it's so spicy ... very ... so spicy that I cried ... so spicy] while eating spicy scallops. This scene is very sad.

Comics is a magazine school. Among the 45 team rules of the selection group, one rule is that "cartoons other than magazines are not allowed to circulate in the team".

In terms of games, he claimed to be a faction of heaven (based on Nintendo) and asked Katsura Kotarou, who pretended to be Mario, for his autograph.

He was cursed by the ghost attached to this knife, because he wore a knife named Youtou Muramasya, and his character changed. He became an otaku who had no intention of working and liked to collect beautiful girl models, so he was expelled from the selection group. He didn't care, and claimed that his first choice was animated seiyuu.

Although later, with the help of Silverstone and others, he suppressed the demon knife with his own spirit and returned to the selection group. However, after the unrest, the earth and the home of everything searched for it in many ways, but the problem of Youtou Muramasya was never finally solved, so the earth had to go with Youtou Muramasya. The reason why the Fourteenth Palace appeared was Youtou Muramasya, and the existence of the Fourteenth Palace was due to the existence of Youtou Muramasya, which led to the troubles of the Turkish side. The purpose of earthwork is to eliminate the14th house built by Youtou Muramasya. After the fourteenth house, Youtou Muramasya's negative influence on the earth finally disappeared.

Complete enlightenment:

Prince S, the first master of fencing in the True Selection Group, seldom fights with a sword, but uses a rocket launcher. Beautiful appearance, but super black belly (mostly earth). Short chestnut hair, one of the beautiful teenagers. With a personality terror index of 90%, he is considered to be the least annoying person in the whole group. He is a brave and stubborn guy (Kondo). When I am free, I like to lie on a bench with an eye mask and rest, aiming to become a vice captain. I may point a bazooka at the back of the earth at any moment (but I don't really want to kill him).

I like and respect my sister very much. My parents died when I was a child. My sister was very kind to her and raised her. For him, his sister is equivalent to his mother. And it will only appear very obedient in front of my sister. I hope my sister can get her own happiness. I hate rejecting my sister's earthwork. Although he understands that earthwork wants Sanye to be happy, he hates earthwork because he can't give his sister happiness.

Unexpectedly, the earthwork suddenly appeared. Take all your important things. If you do something you can't understand, you won't do it according to your own wishes. Therefore, it is particularly uncomfortable. Hold the earth back all day. In fact, I know in my heart that I don't hate earthwork, but I envy earthwork. And think that the Turkish side is one of the "bad friends" that we seldom meet in life.

When I was young, I always felt lonely because I lost my parents. No friends. It didn't change until Kondo appeared.

Okita Sougo's cartoon image (17 photo)

Always realize that you are a person who can't trust others. Think about Kondo. Only care about Kondo. Very concerned about Kondo. Because Kondo entered the selection group. For complete enlightenment. Kondo is an indispensable existence in life. This is very important. It is a "bad friend" and a fetter.

Because of the identity of the selection team. I always realized that I asked a lot of things when I was in silver. Claimed that he owed his boss a lot of favors. I have been helped by Yin Shi many times. When I was in Baiyin, I was called "S duo" by the Turkish side. I am more grateful for silver. I think the silver time is also one of the "bad friends" I have never met in my life.

Special knife: 【 Juyiwen RX-78 】 has the function of listening to MP3. (Mr. Bayin said that "Okita likes listening to music very much")

Super S, so it is often called "the prince from the sadistic planet" by Turkey. Also known as "S star prince". Country s will wake up when it abuses people. Will automatically switch to s mode.

I am often lazy at work. It will only be particularly serious when chasing GUI. Very sleepy. I like to sleep with a blindfold with big eyes. He claimed that he went to the toilet without washing his hands (see word 1 13).

I always take "killing the earth" as my hobby. I "kill" the earth with my work from time to time, and I almost succeed every time.

Wig:

Commonly known as "wig". When people call him a wig, he will definitely say "it's not a wig, it's a Gui (GUI)". Moreover, he often speaks in the sentence pattern of "not ○ but ×× (○じゃなぃだだ)".

Because he is wanted by the shogunate and engaged in various activities, he often dresses up in disguise, such as pirates, monks, waiters, ninjas and so on.

● Because I offended Xixiang Tesheng, I used to work in the shemale club, and my stage name was "Wig Zi".

Wig Third Edition (This is totally a woman! )

People who are busy receiving foreigners are called "crazy aristocrats". There are 39 episodes of "Many kinds of Lamian Noodles shops on the menu are generally unpopular" and 64 episodes of "I didn't expect the popcorn to be quite full after eating". )

Old-school people with ashes (like red and white machines), jokes are so cold.

● The name is "Gui Xiaowulang (city filial piety), a Changzhou vassal who is one of the three outstanding figures of the Reform Movement at the end of the curtain.

● The screen name used in "Honest Samurai Exchange Park" is "Guoquan Samurai".

I work in Song Ji, the wife newly elected as the boss of Beidou. I love fantasy. Most of the imaginary girls' names carry the word "rambling", which must be related to the proprietress of Song Ji Lamian Noodles Store. In history, his wife is the archetype of Song Ji. After the Dragon Palace became an old man, his thinking was even more off-line. He once said, "It's not a wig, it's loose."

● Being chopped like hiding in a red cherry chapter, holding the cut hair and saying, "Is he really a man?" (Because the hair is so well maintained)

I studied under Yoshida Shouyou's teachers Gao Shan and Yin Shi.

He fought side by side with Gaoshan, Yin Shi and Ma Chen to defend his country.

Silver is a little paranoid, saying that she is one-track-minded. (driving test together)

I prefer boxer shorts. (TV38)

● There is buckwheat noodle complex.

Hua Ye reporter's evaluation of wig: It is characterized by long hair. It always takes the delicious stick as its trump card and carries it with it. Funny is a destructive relic of the previous generation.

Elizabeth:

As one of the sacred objects of the silver soul, it is often used as a spoof.

The mystery of cosmic creatures, the proud pet of Guangxi. (It is now known that Monday's real identity is "Jiang Lian", the latent captain of Lotus)

Elizabeth's animated image (40 photos)

Dressed in a white coat disguised as an animal, the coat looks like a duck (with round eyes, three eyelashes and a mouth as yellow as a coffee bean). Its owner is Katsura Kotarou, who occupies a high position among the people who are busy receiving foreigners, second only to its owner, Katsura Kotarou, and is also regarded as Elizabeth's adult. It is a kind of self-mockery to be used to spoof the director and the author himself. Although he is stupid, he also has a personality. He blushes when he sees lovely things. When his master Gui is in danger, he will go all out to rescue him ... a bit like Q Taro; Saotome Genma (Saotome Ranma's father, the protagonist of the Half-Horse Rebellion in Rumiko Takahashi), like a panda when he put up a sign to express his meaning, assumed the status of a traitor for his beloved earth, and finally protected the earth from aggression, but also guarded the fetters with important companions.

Dwarf fir: arrogant, ambitious, affectionate, smart, aggressive and persistent.

Slim and charming, with a bandage on his left eye and gorgeous clothes. In the animation, it is a purple Kingdee bathrobe, while in the original work, it is a red Ji Xiangwen kimono and a black Tang grass pattern feather weave. Smoking a pipe, playing Sanwei line, like wine, like boats, and have the habit of sitting on the window eaves at will.

Like strong and beautiful things; Like "not boring" things (such as fireworks festival, watching the moon in the middle of the night, sleeping alone in the rain, fortune telling, fishing on the ruins; Such as revolting)

Very lonely type, not close to all the characters in the Silver Soul (deliberately isolated from the empty knowledge), but always very attractive.

Because he is not an idiot, so for the author, he is the most difficult character to express in Silver Soul.

Shenwei: Shenwei, a great young man with a black belly, left naturally with shaking hands, sinister, powerful and bloodthirsty. He wants to challenge all the strong, not indifferent. On the contrary, he has a little black belly and often wears a smiling face like a child. The dull hair on his head has also become the reason why many fans are sprouting on him, but the only special thing is that when he meets a strong opponent, he will show terrible expectations and run away like Sisso in Full-time Hunter.

People with lofty ideals uphold the spirit of Yato.

Smile when you kill, because you want people to "die mentally and physically."

Killing women is not his interest, because "they may have strong children"; I don't like killing children either, because I am full of expectations for the future and may become a very powerful person.

Because he was interested in silver hair, his subordinate Abuto told Chunyu insiders that he killed the Night King and concealed the existence of silver hair. In fact, he observed silently in the distance, which is very powerful in order to achieve physical and mental strength. No more than two people appear in the whole animation. (The Lord of Xinghai Square and Feng Xian may be opponents of God after running away. )

Moon phase:

The first appearance of the Moon Phase was in the first chapter of Jiyuan Rock. He is the strongest guard in Yoshihara and the leader of the "Hundred Flowers" of Yoshihara Self-Defense Force. His task is to protect sun gear and Yoshihara, the puppet of Impatiens. Finally, he betrayed impatiens and became Sakata Gintoki's companion. Later, it appeared in the 254th training (Spider) of comics. At the same time, with the appearance of the moon master Delia, the past of the moon phase was also interspersed among them.

Tsukuyo

Because she wanted to protect sun gear, Moon Phase abandoned her identity as a woman, leaving a scar on her face (a scar on her left face and a scar on her forehead). Although he is tough, he still secretly protects women who want to escape from Yoshihara or can't attract guests and are asked by impatiens to get rid of them, so that they can be integrated with Baihua and hidden, so that they can live as people rather than commodities. He is a very kind leader. In Spider, Leia, the owner, regarded it as a work and hurt it.

Silver is a special existence. When you like silver, you will think of yourself as a woman in front of it, but you are often shy and proud. There is an inner confession in the animation 178 (Spider).

Sometimes you will inadvertently reveal your vulnerability (after all, you are still a woman at heart ~), and you will also spit out a certain amount.

The alcohol consumption is extremely poor, and it is the level of getting drunk after one drink. When you are drunk, you will be drunk, and it is extremely horrible, like a different person. First Bus is blunt about this: "Extract unknown power from alcohol" cartoon 262 (Spider)