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Hammer. Large scale, internal weight, glass weight (female type)
2, there are geese at the top of the sky, and Adi has an acre of brothers. Adi's son called uncle, and uncle was helpless and packed Siam.
3, burning shoulders, grabbing short meat, grabbing vegetables and burning * * *, grabbing vegetables without begging, people are not good, crying, crying is not quiet, Zheng has no blood, plundering Guo, Guo * *, plundering to the top of the mountain while the iron is hot.
5, the rain falls, Grandpa wins thin, wins carp nails, one kilometer loves branding, Auntie loves trees, two people don't fall, burn their hair, ask Dad, Dad has nothing to do with eating.
6, Song olives, good dishes, adults have money to buy, slaves have no money to endure.
7, American boy, nose hook, stealing pork buns. Eat one, mi navel; Eat two, mi chin; Eat three, and avoid cutting each other on the battlefield.
8. A group of burdens are wobbly. Dianmaozi Niang married overseas Chinese, married in July and was born in August, and held a baby as a foreigner in September. Foreign people ask you to be a mud town, where Dianmaozi Niang was born.
9. There are stars in the sky, and a study is opened underground. The door of the study has never been opened. Ah Zi likes to eat piles of oil, but the piles of oil are not ripe. Ah Zi loves pork, which has never been cut. Ah Zi loves Fan Ge, and Fan Ge has never had willow.
Ah Tsai insists on eating two kinds of wine. Wine is not irritating, millet is not lacking, chickens are not served, and pears are not picked. Wang cried in vain to rest.
10, a star at the top of the sky, underground study, study door, never opened, Anu likes to eat oil piles, oil chases never float, Anu likes to steal petunias, cows buy leashes, Anu likes to steal clams, clams buy beer and steal books.
Buy books to read, steal ink, ink to buy grinding, steal a basket, buy a basket, steal a shirt, buy a shirt to wear, and lead your father and mother to give birth to you without nails.
1 1, clap the reamer, clap Qiulian and Lotus seeds, and let them kick away, kicking away. A group of ladies listened to the piano, and the piano sounded good. Grandparents moved the living room, explored the plot of the living room, and explored the back garden and garden.
If you don't pick flowers, leave your wife to braid them and plow them. Burn your father to harvest in winter, and everyone will harvest in Qingfeng for a year.
13, take, take, take rice to feed the chicken, the chicken is called Gu Jia, the dog is called a night owl, the pig pays off debts, the cow drags the plow, Adi falls into the study, and A-mei hires someone to scold.
14, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. ....
15, a student on duty, secretly ringing the bell, selling the bell, throwing the group leader, the group leader's clothing load is slightly small, the wardrobe farts, put it outside the east gate, and gave birth to a baby weighing 7 kg, and the waist turtle exploded and sold big!
16, the moon is in the sky, the flowers are underground, there are pockets and wealth, there are delicious food at home, and parents eat red teeth. There is the moon in the sky, flowers in the ground, spinning, spinning and delicious food, and parents wear shrimp.
17, (Chaozhou dialect Han folk songs) shua ya shua, shua, Gong Jin for the elderly, alvin toffler Awu for taking boots. Boots don't float, pigs are bigger than cows. Daniel gave birth to a messenger. A messenger gave birth to a real pearl. Real pearls are round, Arthur.
Reading to reading period, reading during reading period, and exploring flowers in Asher's study. When I went to buddhist nun to move my luggage, I came with high lights and colorful flags.
18, (Chaoshan She folk song) Adi Yiya Cong, Cong Gongjin. Gong Jin will be the father, seven, eight, and take boots. Feeding pigs is bigger than feeding cows. Daniel gave birth to a messenger. A messenger gave birth to a real pearl. Zhu Zhen keeps chicken buns and anu.
You are over a hundred years old.
19, Chaozhou is very romantic, with 24 continents 18 shuttle boats, 24 platforms on the 24th floor, and only two Niu Yi flights.
20. There are many miracles in the world. The mouse dragged the cat on the bamboo pole, the chicken killed the goose backwards, the literati swept the hippocampus up the mountain, the Taoist touched the snail on his head, the nun held the baby to see it, and the monk scrambled to pull his hair, which dazzled the young blind man.
Listen, there's nothing in this old dumb bar.
2 1, one Luo sits in the pot, two Luo walks, three Luo has rice to cook, four Luo has rice to steam, five Luo five granges, six Luo hearts, seven Luo Qili, eight Luo beggars, nine Luo nine dolls, ten Luo big officials.
22, brother and sister, they have a good relationship. They climbed to the top of the tree and let mother hen float. The bowl fell and my feet grew. The four-year and five-year medical treatment period sells well.
23, the east gate was bulging, and the west gate was bulging. The old man exposed the pickled vegetables and vomited.
24, medicine Puchun (cicada), called me, May Festival, rake the dragon boat, rake the foot of my brother's door, my brother inserts red flowers, my sister-in-law gold (crown), gold over Dadachi, my sister-in-law marries the back wall, and the back wall stinks, my sister-in-law.
Marry Lotus Pier, Lotus Pier stinks shit, my sister-in-law marries Chenghai, Chenghai has no mung beans, my sister-in-law marries horseshoe crabs, horseshoe crabs love to go to Taiwan Province, my sister-in-law marries old scholars, and old scholars love to move, and my sister-in-law marries mice, mice,
Into the cave, three bowls of porridge, four bowls of rice, eat cold kang kang.
25, Tianwu, enterprises hoe to patrol Hong Kong, patrol carp and steal acres, turtle lanterns, turtles beat gongs and drums, the bride was crowned, shrimp stepped on the bag box, water chickens carried bags, and field crabs came to congratulate. Brother, brother, you are a beautiful bride.
Beautiful, mung bean steps, Xianggong nose, strange urine climbed down a dung dustpan.
26. The water is underwater, and the yellow peony is connected with pomegranate. Pomegranate's narrow mouth and pointed shoulders scold sunflower. It's raining, and the pig intestines scold the pig belly. The pork belly board is returned, and the iron tongs scold the fire (tube). The fire pipe is well blown, and the bag is fried and burned. iron
When a wine bottle is branded into the palace, it scolds a small handleless wine cup. A small wine cup is full of wine, and a clam girl scolds a clam to correct it. Clams correct their voices, and grandma scolds dad. When the old man patted the bed, the old woman craned her neck in surprise. Dad patted the chair, and the old woman half knelt on Ban Qiu in surprise.
Go to hell. When the old man raised his sword, the old woman stood on tiptoe in shock. Tippy fell into the East Side, picked it up and hid it in a braid. Mobile games.
27. Brother Aba stole two beef balls from me, ate a triangle fruit from me, and still owes me four dollars. He always turns around it several times. He listened with his ears and looked with his eyes, and stole three black wax vines from me. He ate my stomach and couldn't put it down, but his hands knew how to press it. He led his parents.
Give birth to your long legs and short legs
28, uncle, foot twists and turns, stepping three rounds, loose meat (stepping on meaning), bad meat, smelly feet cherish.
29. A bird flew around and stopped on the dock. Ikeda's parents don't cherish birds, and Ikeda's grandparents don't cherish their grandchildren? Grandma cherishes the knowledge of her grandchildren. Daikin scolds her for coming every day. She likes to come with her, but her grandfather doesn't.
30. chandeliers are hung on both sides. Don't be embarrassed by old aunts and old people before going to the theatre. Go to bua8 and fall into the stream.
3 1, there is nothing in the world, there is nothing underground, rats drag cats on bamboo poles, corks line up to sing, fleas eat rice and cut bowls, and monks burn meat pies and hair. Rowing out to sea to shoot tigers, carrying ladders to sweep snails.
32. Tianwuwu, take a rain cover and wait for auntie, auntie to come, chicken table, chicken brand, duck short, duck short, and others love Taiwan Province. You are a mud bearer. I will eat one trough for one night, and I will eat two troughs for two nights. Don't wait for me. Let's go.
Goose, Goose Dwarf Goose, people love Taiwan Province and you are a clay figurine. I'll stick it for one night, I'll stick a pot, I'll stick it for two nights, but don't stand me. I'll go to Taiwan Province. Cow, Cow, Dwarf Cow, People love Taiwan Province. You are a mud bear. I plow the area above and rake the area below.
Don't stand me, go to Taiwan Province. Horse, pony, people love Taiwan Province, you do mud loading, I eat hexagonal grass all day, don't stand me, go to Taiwan Province dog, dog short dog, people love Taiwan Province, you do mud loading, I bark in the top lane, I bark in the down lane, don't stand in Taiwan Province.
Me, go to the cat-and-mouse cupboard. Dwarves love Taiwan Province. You are a clay figurine. I will drill for one night, and I will drill for two nights. Don't stand on me, go to a bee, bee dwarf, I love Taiwan Province. You are a mud porter, my brother.
Qian, shoulder to shoulder, love Taiwan Province, love killing, love washing.
33. The mouse drags the cat into the bamboo tube, and the nun hugs the baby to meet people. How can people be pregnant with a nun's child? The nun blushed at this.
A mouse is dragging a cat on a bamboo pole, and a nun is kicking it with a baby in her arms. How can a nun have a baby when she is born? The nun listened helplessly. The mother louse was very angry and screamed and cursed the smelly flower girl of the wooden louse. It is not good for others to marry Weng, and it is said that marriage is burning.
The mouse dragged the cat onto the bamboo pole, the monks scrambled to save the hair, lifted the shrimp onto the ladder, and Yamakaji swept the snail.
The mouse dragged the cat to the bamboo branch, and the nun scrambled to save the braid, took the ladder to chew the shrimp and pointed at Yamakaji.
The mouse dragged the cat to the bamboo pole, the chicken killed the goose, the scholar swept the seahorse on the mountain, the scholar touched the snail on the top, the nun held the baby to see it, the monk squeezed to save the hair, the blind man saw it, and the dumb boy said nothing.
34. San Mao's wandering story: going to the theatre after dinner, playing in the shed, stealing tea, burning tea cards, burning waist, swinging waist and burning waves.
35. Feed Liu Hu (Misgurnus anguillicaudatus) at the bottom of the well, double pomegranate flowers on the surface of the well, accompanied by Chen Sanwu Niang, and release Yichun in Banzhou.
There is a pot at the foot of the door, and the mouth is blocked. Where is your home? Get married, beg, sell urinals.
There is a bowl at the foot of the door, and the mouth is naturally wide. Where is your home? Marry, beg and sell.
There is a cluster of oranges at the foot of the door, and the guest birds fly to the mouth. Excuse me, mom, where did you get married? Marry a tailor to make a skirt.
There is a clump of plums at the foot of the door, and the birds are flying and the mouth is horizontal. Excuse me, mom, where did you get married? Begging for food.
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