Tell two jokes about health.

A woman woke up in the morning and found that her mobile phone could not be found, so she said to her husband who had not woken up, husband, call my mobile phone. I can't find my mobile phone. Because my husband hasn't woken up yet, I turned on my Apple phone, turned on the voice function and said, Call the baby. The phone said, master, which one are you talking about? The woman is angry!