Personal funny sentences

What are some funny sentences in personals? Come and see the funny sentences of personals with me, for reference only ~

1, ugly, uneducated, unable to talk, not looking for someone to pursue, listening to parents' arrangements, finding a good figure, improving the next generation, improving gene happiness for a long time, loving me for a long time, and being harmonious with husband and wife.

2, it is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although there is no job, there is not enough money to make ends meet. They often sleep on the street and like to play online games, but they are gentle enough and never have enough lovers. When you meet a girl, you never let go for no reason. Well, stay with me, and we will be together forever.

3, an orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not in love with school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, and stayed in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

4. I like singing, love traveling, have no pursuit, collect stamps everywhere, work in general, specialize in software, earn less than 4 thousand, go to school immediately, have no love object, find someone with similar interests, work together and be happy tomorrow.

My daughter is eight out of twenty this year. She is in her prime, beautiful and slim, and her occupation is bathing and sauna. A year's income, and a car bank card. If you want to find a handsome guy to form a couple, * * * will create a paradise.

6. Single for more than 30 years, through the storm. I don't have a car, live a well-off life, seek an object, be simple and ordinary, form a family and have a partner. Plain, less disasters, less difficulties, I have a good life.

7. After graduating from college, the house is not in a hurry to eat, the salary for finding a job is low, and renting a house is quite remote. I urgently need a woman to get married, support each other and rush to the road of life, no matter how difficult it is.

The young man is just in his early twenties. He is smart and capable, and he is not afraid to worry. Although he can be assigned after graduation, he has the ambition to struggle. Nowadays, sales are full of talents, with an annual salary of100000. I want to find a gay female companion and start a career in the Spring and Autumn Period.

9, no car, no room, high morale; Have a father and a mother, sincere and kind; No smoking, no drinking, no stealing, no sneaking; A red heart, hands, three lives, only love you, destined to love me and the people I love.

10, the young man is 30 years old, has not yet got married, and his parents are in a hurry, so they have to ask for marriage online. The woman's condition is average, her life is simple and her style is positive, and her appearance and height are first-class. Everyone is very happy to be married to my family. She can also endure hardships, stay up late and get up early to make up, miss her husband and children, and be filial to her parents first.

1 1. The old man is 53 years old this year. Last year, his wife died in heaven. Today, he came to ask for marriage just to have a happy year. The family has retired, and the monthly salary can't be spent. I want a wife who can chat, take care of each other and help each other. As long as the other party has no worries, I will get the certificate early and get married.

12, chubby face, thick oil drum, crying with tears, looking for personal care, not caring about looks, calling for marriage: find the right person and create a beautiful family!

13, the figure is not big, the talent is not beautiful, there is no shortage of money, the house is not big, the work is average, the ideal is not big, the life is quiet, and the heart is stable. Seek an object, be as ordinary as possible, have a noble personality, be quiet at ordinary times, live in harmony and be safe all your life.

14, beauty, you go ahead, brother, I'll watch from the back. I didn't choose beauty and ugliness. You are the best in my heart. If you are willing to stay with me, a happy life will be sweet.

15, Nong Ben, an affectionate man, aged 23. After graduating from college, he is still at home. Dad is in the group, and mom is the deputy county level. She is not worried about food and clothing, and she is not afraid of spending money. If you want to find a good wife to accompany me lonely, just spend a good year at home.

16, my daughter is eighteen, with a peach face and a little culture. She likes riding, and her figure is like a willow. There are two old people in the world. As she grows older, she is always worried and looking for a good partner. * * * Create you, me (him), her (baby)!

17, bitter: single so far. I want to get married. Hope: it's a beauty, read: I want to work hard. Dream: Better have money. Please: realize it quickly.

18, if you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. In the end, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.

19, Niu Niu is 18 years old this year. From a distance, she looks like a peony flower. From a close look, her image is not bad, just like a dog's tail flower. People often say: marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog. Only if you are handsome and earn decent money, I am your flower!

20. My daughter is eighteen. She is not an old woman who sells melons and boasts. She is really beautiful as a flower and has a first-class figure. It's like sinking a fish into a wild goose and picking flowers from a stone. She always cares, just want to have a good family!

2 1, my sister is thirty-five, and she is the number one saint. Dressed up to twenty-five, she charmed countless calves and counted the money safely. In order to cheat my husband, I have been texting and shaking.

22. Shuaiguo: Auntie, I am as beautiful as Xifeng. I raised my hand and drooled. In my dream, I found you kicking over the bed, ate a table shyly, smiled and dumped Brother Sharp. I was anxious to smash the pot and sent a text message to Shuaiguo.

23, rich cattle, burly, big waist and round face. This is software. BMW Mercedes-Benz, each with two villas, covers an area of 100 mu. This is hardware. A flower heart, welcome to visit.

24. Marriage: I am a zoo keeper, with a humorous appearance, a neck comparable to that of a swan, a simple and honest belly like a panda, a house and a car, and a BMW in the zoo dormitory. If you want to enter the park, don't contact me.

25. Today, I scored two goals. I want to find a bunch of good wives. Although I have a lot of money, I have been naked so far. Because of fear of feelings, the new wife should be polite, kind and simple, and share joys and sorrows.

26. On that day, when thunder and lightning thundered, I struggled to find my lover, broke through the disaster of 1999, crossed the waters of Qian Shan, followed your breath, and the marriage proposal message arrived as scheduled, returning my love handed down from generation to generation as soon as possible.

27. I am a vulgar and strong person. I have no experience of getting married today. Although I have been in the world of mortals for 30 years, I am not in love. I want to find a simple girl as my partner, who can carry water and chop wood for farming. As long as I work hard, I am willing to dedicate my savings for half my life.

28, SMS marriage: I am free and single, more than 30 years old, a person from now on, whoever lends me a girl, will change to a big one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).

29. Handsome Fang Hua moved his heart and wanted to find a girlfriend and achieve marriage. I don't have any special skills, but I can survive, my limbs are sound and I can work hard. Girlfriend is dignified, diligent, skilled, not a flowerpot, sensible and able to have a good time.

30. You always call me doctor, doctor. If I am in charge of horses, you can call me groom. If I am in charge of the car, you call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

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