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Which man of god summed up the joke?

1. A man has been fond of a girl for a long time, but he has never found a chance to talk online. He usually talks very little. Just on Women's Day on March 8th, he happened to see a girl buckle online. A man pondered for a long time and nervously sent out "Happy March 8th"! A moment later, the girl replied, "Get out. . 。” 2. Women's wishes on March 8th: First, they have a day off, and if they work overtime, they will be paid three times. Then cinemas and tourist attractions will be open to women free of charge, while housework will be contracted by men. Husband or boyfriend should accompany shopping unconditionally and pay the bill, and offenders will be punished. Of course, you can stay out at night, and you can't talk back when you scold a man. Women are exempted from driving in violation of traffic regulations. . . Of course, it would be great if it could be stipulated in the law ~~~3. Prepare to sing: Get up, women who don't want to be yellow-faced women, use their husbands' money to build the Great Wall of our hearts. When middle-aged women arrive, at the most dangerous time, every woman is forced to make the last roar: buy a bag! Buy shoes! Buy mink! We unite as one, towards the goal of the demon, forward, forward, forward! 4. Because the leader is a woman, there was a big banquet on March 8th. The female leader was in high spirits and a male subordinate came to have a conversation, and the whole audience burst into laughter! W: How sunny it is outside the window. Man: Women have a meeting today. Woman: Without women, there would be no humanity. Male cowardice is right: no man is all in vain. . . 5. On March 8th Women's Day, the wife said to her daughter, "Mom's holiday is here, don't you wish your mother well?" . The daughter said: "I wish my mother more and more young, more and more beautiful, and more and more rich." Mother was happy when her daughter said, "I'll bless whatever you lack anyway!" " 6. Female: Happy March 8th ~ Male: I'm not a woman. Woman: Although you are not a woman, you are very 38. March 8th, A Bitter Man's Day Selected Humorous Short Messages Welcome March 8th "March 8th" Festival Alternative Story March 8th Women's Day Humorous Short Messages Send Blessings to March 8th Women's Day Humorous Short Messages Funny Short Messages on March 8th Women's Day The explosion happened on March 8th Women's Day. ..