What are the coldest jokes in the world?

1: Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then this man roasted the squid .. 2: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have recovered. 4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ He flew to ............... 6: A person looks like an onion, crying while walking ... 7: The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?" 8: A pair of corn fell in love … so they decided to get married … On the wedding day … one corn couldn't find another corn … The corn asked the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress ... 9: In music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?" Xiaohua: Yes, Xiaoming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: "Piano." 10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living? A: Call for help! 1 1: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. 12: one day, a mother-in-law took a bus ... halfway through, her mother-in-law didn't know the way ... her mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this? Driver: this is my ass ... 14: the host asked: can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! Eagles with tears: That year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree ... and then there was an owl ...15: Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery, and A said: If I won the grand prize, I would buy all the toilets in Fiona Fang 50 miles and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day! 16: Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer got to the other side 17: A: What is that man doing? He's shaking. Why is he shaking? He's cold. A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing. A: ... A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend. He is walking in the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down ... 19: One sausage was cold in the refrigerator, and then he looked at the other one beside him. He felt a little comforted and said, "Look at you all frozen like this." As a result, Root said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle." 20. Once upon a time, a cotton candy went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired. I feel weak all over. ................................................................................................................................. lost her way in finding a university at 22: mm Meet a gentle professor. Excuse me, how can I get to the university? Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college. Miss: Business is bad now! Boss: Why? Miss: "Bird flu ……" 25: A woman trembled when she met a robber. She said, "I'm from XX school. I just graduated. I haven't found a job yet. I really have no money ... "The robber even cried after hearing this. "Elder sister, I am also from XX school. You take the student ID card. It's still XX school that was robbed in front. Don't worry, we will never rob our own people! " 26. I want to talk to my girlfriend ML. My girlfriend said I couldn't take a shower, but she promised that it would be cold to wash the parts. After washing, my girlfriend said shyly, "Dear, you are lazy, where can you wash ..." I fainted after listening, and even brushed my teeth ~ ~ ~ (a big secret joke) 27. A blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses. A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars. After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill. The drunk came over and took the money back and said, "You fucking don't want to live, how dare you lie to me!" " The blind beggar said with a look of injustice, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. Actually, I'm stupid. "Oh, yes," so the drunk dropped the money and staggered away ... 28: Bird flu-it's all caused by "paradise shit"! ! ! There are two kinds of people who have a high probability of getting bird flu-1." Animals "; 2. People who are "worse than animals" ... 30: Someone has just been abandoned by his girlfriend and happened to meet his ex-girlfriend flirting with his new lover in the street. The more he watched it, the angrier he became, trying to humiliate them. So I made a polite greeting and said contemptuously to my girlfriend's new love, "You don't dislike my second-hand goods!" " Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend smiled and said, "One inch outside is old, and all inside is new! She gave me a kiss when we parted. It feels as real as People's Daily ... 56: An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said,' Stay away from death, I won't talk to anything with a penis on my face!