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What should I say to comfort my girlfriend when she has her period?

1, overeating during menstruation is not fat.

2, stomach pain, remember to drink brown sugar water.

3. Can I ask you for leave 10 months?

4. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away.

I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

7. Go to bed early, drink more brown sugar water and cover your stomach with a warm baby.

On this special day, I promise you everything you say.

9. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.

10, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

1 1, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you.

12, look, your period has come to see us again. I'll treat you two to duck blood vermicelli pot tonight.

13. Does it mean that if we don't face it, all the problems will disappear? If you don't have hope, you can go more smoothly now.

14, I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

15, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.