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Song Wu: A model of drinking something wrong.

In the last section, we told the story of Lu, who was praised by the whole network. We said he was an idiot. In this section, I will tell you about a "five commodities" Song Wu, who is more than three idiots. What can we learn about life through the story of Song Wu?

Many works of art, directly called Mr. Wu, seem to be the second Mr. Guan, and it seems that it is not far from the gods.

Song Wu, a character who dares to love and hate, acts directly and decisively, and dares to face up to his injustice. He is more like a mortal in the world, closer to our lives and makes people like him, but it is this Song Wu that makes us feel that he is a hero.

Song Wu is a "five products".

The image of Song Wu that most of us are familiar with comes from Song Wu's "Fighting Tigers".

Song Wu's brewing career should begin with the appearance of Song Wu.

In Water Margin, Song Wu's appearance is not as beautiful as other heroes.

Song Wu's first drunken drama.

Song Wu's second drunken drama.

On his way home, he passed a place called Jingyanggang. Song Wu saw a hotel with a sign next to it that said three bowls are not allowed to pass the post. Note that the same scene happened again in Song Wu for the third time.

Seeing this bar, Song Wu's addiction to alcohol rose unexpectedly.

There is also a famous bridge where Song Wu killed the tiger. After a terrible battle, Song Wu finally killed the tiger, so Song Wu became the hero who killed the tiger. The name of Song Wu who killed the tiger also spread. The county magistrate appreciated Song Wu Weimin's killing the tiger and made him the leader.

Next, there is one more thing, to escalate the violent tendency into a violent fact. After learning that his brother Wu Dalang was murdered by his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian and the local rich Ximen Qing, Song Wu realized that Ximen Qing had a good relationship with the government, and it was useless to report to the government. So he directly killed Pan Jinlian with the knife in his hand and found Ximen Qing who was drunk in the restaurant. Had a fight and killed Ximen Qing in the street to avenge his brother.

Arguably, Ximen Qing should be a lesson for Song Wu.

Song Wu's fourth drunken scene, this time, he walked all the way to drink, and when he arrived at Happy Forest, his drinking power came up. He first went to Happy Forest's shop, beat Xiao Er and the proprietress, then met Jiang Menshen on the road and beat him again, and finally called the hotel back.

It was this time that Song Wu beat Jiang Menshen after drinking, so Zhang Dujian invited Song Wu to treat him, and it didn't take long for him to live a good life. Unexpectedly, Zhang Dujian framed Song Wu and slandered Song Wu as a thief.

Why did Zhang Dujian do this? Jiang Menshen was able to occupy the hotel in power, in addition to martial arts, because of his background. This background is Zhang Dujian, and Song arbitrarily determined Zhang Dujian's income, so Zhang Dujian framed Song Wu.

Song Wuqian, who successfully escaped, returned to Zhang Dujian's home and killed Zhang Dujian, who was waiting for Song Wu's death. Seeing wine on the table, he sat down beside the body and began to drink again. This is Song Wu's fifth drunken play.

The fifth time, Song Wu not only showed arrogance, wrote down his name, but also slaughtered the whole family.

Wine seems to be the cause of everything, but there is another mystery behind Song Wu's story.

Song Wu was weak because he was pushed by fate. Like most ordinary people, he resists when he is bullied and appreciates when he is generous. This is called reaction, not action. Song Wu's martial arts, no matter how high, is just a monotonous reaction machine. When society gave him an instruction, he responded. He has nothing to do and no mission, and his heart is as empty as a blank sheet of paper. He is not worth emulating. He is just like us.

If you have poor skills, you can learn, but your heart is not strong and you can't be redeemed.