A complete set of inspirational jokes with hints

In life, you will always encounter some unpleasant things. At this time, you need some inspirational jokes to encourage yourself. Here are some inspirational jokes I compiled for your reference!

An architect's wife called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. ? This is nonsense. The architect replied? Let me have a look. ? After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped. What are you doing in my wife's bed?

The architect replied trembling. I said I was waiting for the train. Can you believe it?

Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, Sir, would you please help me write the address on the postcard? Of course. ? The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said again:? Write me a short paragraph, will you? Thank you?

? All right. ? After the middle-aged man finished writing according to the old lady's words, he smiled and asked, Is there anything else?

? Well, there's one little thing. ? The old lady looked at the postcard and said, help me add another sentence below: please forgive me for the scrawl?

Suddenly realized

If you refuse help, people will hate you for a week; If it's not perfect, why not?

There is an inspirational joke: after eating puffer fish for a day, several people get together, and one of them says: someone gives puffer fish, who will try it first? As the saying goes: I want to eat puffer fish and I am afraid of death. ? No one volunteered, so someone suggested that there is a beggar on the bridge, so we might as well let him have a taste first. ? They said yes. After they cooked a pot of puffer fish soup, they gave the beggar a bowl and said, This is puffer fish soup. I will give you a bowl. ? The beggar thanked him and reached for it. Everyone waited patiently for a while, then quietly went back to have a look, and found that the beggar was still safe and sound, and then came back to have a hearty meal with confidence. After eating, these people proudly walked to the bridge and asked the beggar: Is the puffer fish delicious? The beggar asked, Have you eaten already? They all said:? Yes, it is delicious. ? The beggar said:? In that case, I'd be happy to. ? After that, he picked up the bowl of puffer fish soup beside him and wolfed it down. These self-righteous people looked at each other and couldn't say a word. 10 causes of pain

A asked B to say; ? Why the long face? B said:? My friend was run over by a train and killed. ? A said:? No wonder. You must be in pain. ? B said:? Of course I am in pain. He is wearing my suit. ?

Sad Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

? All right, Peter, tell a humorous story. ? Peter said that the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the lobby. ?

Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy.

Help an English gentleman and a French lady share a box. This woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

? How else can I help you? Mr. Wang asked in dismay. ? When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. ?

? Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I?

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.