A few jokes that you can tell your girlfriend, adopt them by force, and don't be inappropriate for children.

One day, my husband went out to do business, and his wife asked him, "Husband, husband, I'll make you whatever you want to eat when you go home." My husband said "I want to eat you" and went out to do business. When I got home, I saw my wife streaking again and asked her, "Wife, wife, what are you doing?" The wife replied, "I'll give you hot food again!" " "