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Sleeping in a bed with children, the "things" between husband and wife often make jokes? I said everything after reading the comments of netizens.

I believe that in most families, children share the same bed with their parents before independence, so the problem comes. How to solve the "normal life" of the couple? After reading the comments of netizens, I almost laughed!

However, I'm not sick: my daughter slept with us after she was born. I remember one embarrassing time. On that day, our family invited many guests. At that time, a guest was breast-feeding the baby. The daughter ran over and pointed to the nursing baby and said, "Aunt, my father also ate from my mother yesterday." Almost everyone present heard it, and I was so ashamed that I really wanted to find a hole to get into!

@ Thank you for asking: My wife and I finished our work in the evening. The next day, my son got up and asked me, "Dad, was there an earthquake yesterday?" I said no, and my son continued, "You're lying! The teacher said the shaking of the floor was an earthquake. Last night, I felt that the bed had been shaking! " I am speechless in an instant!

@ 中中中中中中中中: I once wanted to fall in love with my husband, thinking that my child was asleep. As a result, I heard the child say, "Mom and Dad, stop fighting!" " It's really in distress situation.

@ Jingjing Jingjing: When my daughter was in a small kindergarten class, she spoke very kindly and told the teacher everything. Even my mother and I said to the teacher word for word: "teacher, I saw my parents dressed up and playing horseback riding together last night." God, my daughter, your expression ability is perfect! From then on, I felt that the teacher looked at me strangely.