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Sleeping in a bed with children, the "things" between husband and wife often make jokes? I said everything after reading the comments of netizens.
However, I'm not sick: my daughter slept with us after she was born. I remember one embarrassing time. On that day, our family invited many guests. At that time, a guest was breast-feeding the baby. The daughter ran over and pointed to the nursing baby and said, "Aunt, my father also ate from my mother yesterday." Almost everyone present heard it, and I was so ashamed that I really wanted to find a hole to get into!
@ Thank you for asking: My wife and I finished our work in the evening. The next day, my son got up and asked me, "Dad, was there an earthquake yesterday?" I said no, and my son continued, "You're lying! The teacher said the shaking of the floor was an earthquake. Last night, I felt that the bed had been shaking! " I am speechless in an instant!
@ 中中中中中中中中: I once wanted to fall in love with my husband, thinking that my child was asleep. As a result, I heard the child say, "Mom and Dad, stop fighting!" " It's really in distress situation.
@ Jingjing Jingjing: When my daughter was in a small kindergarten class, she spoke very kindly and told the teacher everything. Even my mother and I said to the teacher word for word: "teacher, I saw my parents dressed up and playing horseback riding together last night." God, my daughter, your expression ability is perfect! From then on, I felt that the teacher looked at me strangely.
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