A joke about winter English

After the heavy snow, there was accumulated snow everywhere. This coke ruined me and my hometown friends. We decided to go skiing.

First of all, I ran to a mound behind the ambush, responsible for collecting "ammunition", and my "comrades-in-arms" were responsible for issuing detonators to the "enemy". However, when the "comrades-in-arms" turned the fire on the "enemy", I also lay on the floor wholeheartedly to "clean up the snow", so I was smashed into a snowman by the "enemy". In order to "avenge", I rushed into the "barracks" of the "enemy" in a panic. Ah, colorful winter vacation life, you will be my best memory.

Translation:

have a snowball fight

After it snowed, there was heavy snow everywhere. This coke ruined my friend and my hometown. We decided to build a snow pole.

First of all, I ran to the back of a mound to ambush and collect "ammunition". My "comrades in arms" are responsible for attracting "enemies". However, when the "comrades-in-arms" led the "enemy" to me, I was still wholeheartedly "cleaning up the snow" on the ground, so I was smashed into a snowman by the "enemy". In order to "revenge", I rushed into the "barracks" of the "enemy" and caught the enemy off guard. Ah, colorful winter vacation life, you will be my best memory.