Do you know any funny stories about fake monks and fake Taoist priests in history?

He may be the most familiar monk in China, but most of the time he is a fake monk! Buddhism has five precepts, yue? No killing, no stealing, no whoring, no lying, no drinking? Except for the third ring, he basically did it once under the temptation, and he never changed!

The monk has a clear love-hate relationship, hates evil like hatred, and never shows mercy to the wicked. When you should do it, do it! Before him, the wicked were beaten to pieces and at a loss. In the worst case, their heads are broken and they lack arms and legs. What cymbals, bells and rhodium rings are together? Even if you vent without intake, you will die! He basically didn't obey the commandment not to kill.

The monk robbed the house, but the gold and silver he robbed were given to the poor. He often takes advantage of the bandit leaders and sworn brothers in the cottage to rob when they go down the mountain, and then leaves the back hill to give alms to the poor. The commandment of stealing doesn't apply to him at all.

Monks eat meat and drink, unequivocally. He will fly into a rage at any meal without wine and meat. Fade the bird out of your mouth? ! He doesn't drink alone secretly, but drinks in groups and eats generously. There is wine and meat, but no meat. Eating and drinking Lazarus is very enjoyable. The commandment not to drink does not appear in his dictionary.

Monks sometimes lie. He killed the wicked with several punches, but it was wrong. He also lied that the wicked pretended to be dead and fled from the crowd. There was no wine to drink around the temple, so he lied to the store that he was a wandering monk and asked for a bowl of water and wine to quench his thirst. Monks can't lie. He may have never heard of it.

The monk is eight feet tall. He was generous and upright all his life, hated evil, lived generously and walked freely. He and his best friend became monks in Liuhe Temple in Hangzhou. One day, the tide of Qiantang River came. He heard about the tide of Qiantang River from the monks in the temple, so he thought of the poem given by the master? Seize every summer, wax quickly, listen to the tide, and be silent when you see the letter? Only then did I realize that I was dead. I knew I was going to die. He accepted all this calmly and calmly, took a leisurely bath and changed clothes, and died peacefully in meditation.

He is the flower monk Lu, a monk who loves to eat, drink, fight and lie, and is the least like a monk!

But this fake monk is more popular than many real monks! (Welcome to pay attention! )