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I urgently need the script of "Dream of Red Mansions"

Large-scale locations Grand View Yuanlixiangyuan/Xiaoxiang Pavilion

Characters Jia Baoyu, Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, History of Xiangyun Xueyan

Time: Afternoon

(Baochai Sitting alone on a chair, bowing his head while doing needlework, Ying'er was waiting beside him. The Baoyu shovel curtain quietly entered the room. When he saw Baochai, he grabbed it without noticing. The melon seeds in the disk on the coffee table were thrown at Baochai. Baochai was surprised and raised his head)

Baochai (stands up and smiles): Brother Bao is here

Baoyu: Sister is getting better

Baochai (smiles) is much better. Thank you, I will remember you, Baoyu Brother, do it.

(Baoyu makes Baochai turn to Ying'er, Ying'er pours tea)

Ying'er: Hey

Baochai (turns his head to look at it) Baoyu, see psychic jade): The Chengri family has heard people talk about this jade of yours, but I haven’t appreciated it carefully, so I might as well take a look at it today.

(Baoyu comes over, takes off the jade from his neck, and hands it to Baochai)

Baochai (puts the jade in his hand, turns it over and looks at it carefully): Don't lose it, don't forget it, and you will live a long and prosperous life. (Thinking deeply, I suddenly saw Ying'er smiling)

Baochai: If you don't go and pour the tea, what are you doing here?

Ying'er : I have heard these two sentences, and they seem to be a pair with the two sentences on the girl’s collar.

Baoyu: It turns out that my sister’s collar also has eight words on it, and I appreciate it too

Baochai (busy trying to cover up the matter): Don’t listen to him, there are no words

Baoyu (busy pulling Baochai to beg): Good sister, show me, what do you think? Where is mine?

Baochai: It’s just that someone gave me a few auspicious words, so I saved it and told me to carry it with me every day. Otherwise, what’s the fun in having a heavy one?

( Baochai unbuttoned her breasts, took out the golden lock, and handed it to Baoyu)

Baoyu (holding the golden lock): Never leave and never give up, and the beauty will last forever... Never leave and never give up, the beauty will last forever (look at your own Jade) Don't lose it, don't forget it, may you live a long and prosperous life.

Baoyu (hands the gold lock back to Baochai) The eight characters "sister" really match mine

Ying'er smiled: "It was a gift from a leprous monk. He said it must be spent on gold...

The little maid outside the door reported: Miss Lin is here

(Lin Daiyu, wearing a red dress, walked in slowly and saw Baoyu)

Daiyu (laughing): It’s not a coincidence that I’m here

(Yinger takes the cloak and stands aside)

Baochai (laughing): This What are you talking about? Sister, sit down quickly.

Daiyu: When it comes, a group of people will come, or else, no one will come. Today, if he comes tomorrow and I come, wouldn’t there be people coming every day, and it will not be too lonely, and It's not too lively, why doesn't my sister understand this?

Baoyu (looking at Daiyu): Is it snowing?

Ying'er: Pearl has been out for half a day

Baoyu: Have you come to take my cloak?

Daiyu: No, you should go when I come

Baoyu: When did I say I would go? But bring it and prepare it.

Ying'er: My wife's name is Mr. Bao. Is Miss Lin staying for dinner?

Baoyu; okay, have some wine and go back. I like to eat cold food.

Baochai (laughing): It’s impossible, Brother Bao, thanks to your daily study, don’t you know that wine is the hottest, and it dissipates quickly when it’s hot, and when it’s cold, it dissipates quickly. If it condenses inside and warms it with the five internal organs, wouldn't it be harmful? Stop eating that cold food.

Baoyu (laughing): What my sister said is that I won’t eat cold food here.

(Daiyu eats melon seeds, looks at Baoyu and smiles)

(Snow Goose comes up, presents hand stove)

Daiyu (smiles and accepts the stove) ): Who asked you to send it? Thanks for your trouble, it's so cold over there?

Xueyan: Sister Zijuan was afraid that the girl would be cold, so she asked me to send it here

Daiyu (holding the hand stove): Thank you for listening to what I said to you on weekdays. , completely turned a deaf ear, why do you just obey what he said, faster than the imperial edict?

(Baochai lowers his head, Baoyu shakes his head and smiles)

(A female voice comes from outside the curtain: Ying'er, I heard the old lady say that Sister Bao is not well, but it's too much.

Ying'er opened the curtain and went up to Xiangyun)

(Baochai, Baoyu stood up to greet her, Daiyu sat there smiling alone)

[Baochai, Baoyu stood up to greet her, Daiyu Yu sat and smiled alone]

Baochai (hugging Xiangyun affectionately): My sister hasn’t been here for a few days. How is she doing?

Xiangyun (holding Baochai’s hand): It doesn’t matter to me. I heard that my sister is not well. How is she doing?

Baochai (smiling): I just feel the cold occasionally, it’s nothing serious, my sister is still thinking about it.

Xiangyun (smiling and nodding, turning to Baoyu): Brother Ai, why are you ignoring me? Is it possible that we have become unfamiliar after not seeing each other for a few days?

Baoyu (pointing at her): Sister Yun, you are joking.

[Xiangyun saw that Daiyu was silent and only smiled, so he walked towards Daiyu]

Xiangyun (pulling Daiyu): Sister Lin, it’s so easy for me to get here , and ignored me. Brother Ai even said before that my sister misses me!

Lin Daiyu (smiling happily): She bites her tongue and loves to talk. She can’t even call her “second” brother. She just “loves” brother and “loves” brother. When you come back tomorrow to play chess, it's time for you to start shouting "Yaoai 345" again.

Baoyu (laughing): If you get used to him, you will bite him again tomorrow.

Xiang Yun (smilingly pointing at Daiyu): He is just a little bit of a picker.

(Tilting his head playfully): I will never be as good as you in this life. I can only guarantee that tomorrow you will have a tongue-biting brother-in-law Lin who will listen to you all the time to "love——" "Uh --"go. Amitabha Buddha only appeared in my eyes then.

Daiyu (blushing and getting up): You Yuner, see if I don’t hit you.

[Daiyu chases Xiangyun with a handkerchief, Xiangyun goes around behind Baoyu, Baochai covers his mouth with the handkerchief and laughs]

Baoyu (laughing and persuading): spare This is the time for him.

Daiyu (laughing while chasing): If I spare Yuner, I will never be alive again.

Xiangyun (cupping his fists and bowing briskly to Daiyu): Good sister, please spare me this time.

Baochai (holding Daiyu): I advise you both to put your hands down for the sake of brother Bao.

Daiyu: I don’t agree (steps forward to hold Xiangyun).

[Xiangyun and Daiyu laughed and hit each other again. Baoyu and Baochai went to pull them, and everyone made a fuss. Suddenly, something fell out of Xiangyun's body. Everyone stopped and Baochai leaned over to pick it up. ]

Baochai (laughing): Isn’t Sister Yun crazy? It doesn’t matter if something falls. Stop making trouble now.

[Everyone came over to take a look] and saw a golden unicorn.

Xiang Yun: This is strange, this one is not mine. I picked it up in the garden today, and I don’t know who it belongs to.

[Baoyu felt it looked familiar and took it out into his arms, feeling a little embarrassed when Daiyu saw it]

Daiyu (nodding and smiling): Could it be Brother Bao’s? But I heard that Sister Yun had a golden unicorn that she kept specially. How could it be lost?

Baoyu (smiling): Sister Yun, it’s really mine. I got it before but accidentally dropped it.

Xiangyun (laughing heartily): Haha, fortunately it’s just something to play with, so I’m still so panicked. If I lose my official position tomorrow, why don't I just let it go?

Baoyu: It’s normal to lose jade. If I lose this, I will die.

Daiyu (Bai Baoyu glanced at her, then turned to Baochai): Sister, it’s happened to me, it’s time to go back.

Baochai (holding Daiyu): Let’s leave after dinner.

Daiyu: "No, I was eating five out of ten meals, so why did I starve to death?"

Baochai (had no choice but to let go): Then sister, walk slowly, go back Have a good rest.

Daiyu (turned around, Xueyan Ying'er helped her put on the cloak, Daiyu ignored Baoyu and walked out)

Baoyu: Sister Lin, wait for me.

[Baoyu chased after her, (the lights in Lixiangyuan dimmed), and the lights focused on Baoyu and Dai]

Daiyu (complained): Just talk about your good karma, and follow What are you doing behind me?

[The background changes to the Xiaoxiang Pavilion]

[Daiyu sat on the chair and said nothing, Baoyu stood aside]

Baoyu (hurried and angry, With a sullen face and beating my chest): I can forgive others if they don’t know my heart. Even you are making fun of me! I recognized you for nothing, that’s it, that’s it.

Daiyu: Huh, I also know that you recognize me for nothing. How can I be worthy of others?

Baoyu (slapping the table heavily): Are you saying that, are you An Xin cursing me to death from heaven and earth? Yesterday, I made several curses about this. Today, you are right. If I kill you, what will it do to you?

Daiyu (first stunned for a moment, then choked with sobs): If I curse you to death, I will also be destroyed.

[Daiyu slowly stood up, and the two of them slowly backed away. With their backs facing each other, they opened a long distance, and the two began a psychological monologue]

Baoyu: It’s not like others don’t know my heart, but you don’t know that I only have you in my heart. You don’t understand my troubles and instead ridicule me. It can be seen that I have you in my heart for a moment, but you don't have me in your heart.

Daiyu: You naturally have me in your heart. Although there is a saying of "good words from gold and jade", you only treat me seriously if you just understand them and act as if they are unknown. Why do you get anxious when I mention "gold and jade"? It can be seen that you always have "gold and jade" in your heart

Baoyu: I don't care, as long as you do whatever you want, I will die with you immediately. Whether you know it or not, it is only from my heart that you know that I am near and you do not know that I am far away.

Daiyu: You only care about you, why should you lose it for me? I don’t know if I am familiar with you, I will lose myself. You intentionally told me to stay away from you.

[The two turned around and faced each other]

Daiyu: Why bother! I know that yesterday, Taoist Zhang said we were going to get married. You were afraid that it would hinder your good marriage. You were angry and wanted to use me to make you angry! [Zijuan and Xiren enter]

Baoyu (attacking the heart with fierce fire, pointing at Daiyu) you, you...

Baoyu (grabs the jade and throws it to the ground): What? Laoshizi! I'll smash you and you're done!

[Baoyu saw that the jade was not broken, so he put the jade on the table, grabbed the chess box and threw it at the jade. Zijuan and Xiren hurried forward and grabbed it with all their strength]: Second Master, don’t smash it!

Daiyu (crying): Why bother, you hit that dumb thing again. If you hit him, why not hit me?

[Zicuckoo, attacking people to seize the jade]

Baoyu (angry, sneering): What does it have to do with you if I smash my things?

Xi Ren: (La Baoyu, gentle) If you quarrel with your sister, you don’t have to hit her; if you hit her, how can you look good on his face?

[Daiyu Fu cried loudly on the table, her shoulders heaving, coughing loudly, and vomited with a "wow" sound, Zijuan hurriedly caught it with a handkerchief]

Zi Cuckoo: Yeah, I’m all wet from vomiting. (Distressedly) Even though the girl is angry, she should take care of herself. If he gets sick again, how will Mr. Bao survive? (Patting Daiyu's back gently)

[Baoyu looked directly at Daiyu and suddenly sighed]

Xi Ren: If you don't look at anything else, look at the tassels on this jade. , you shouldn’t quarrel with the girl

[Daiyu struggled to get up from the table, walked towards Xiren in a few steps, grabbed the jade, picked up the scissors on the table, and cut the tassel into several sections]

Daiyu (picking up the handkerchief and wiping tears while crying): I also work for myself, and he doesn’t care about it, so others can dress him well.

Xiren ( Busily picking up Yu): Girl, why did you come here? I was just talking too much.

Baoyu (walking quickly towards Daiyu): Just cut it, it’s okay if I don’t wear it anyway.

[Daiyu became more and more aggrieved, turned around, sat down at the table and cried bitterly, Jia Mu, enter Mrs. Wang]

Jia Mu (sighed): What's going on? (Baoyu is speechless)

Xi Ren (whispering to complain about Zicuckoo): If there is any big event, go and alarm the old lady.

Zijuan (complaining): When will I come? I thought it was you.

Mrs. Wang: How do you two serve the master? I don’t care if there’s a fuss now!

Jia Mu (sitting on a chair, across the table from Daiyu): Baoyu, come here

Jia Mu (looking at Baoyu): Where is the jade?

Xi Ren (hurriedly stepped forward, leaned over and held the jade in both hands): Old lady, the jade is here

Jia Mu (surprised): Where did the tassel go?

Zicuckoo (hurriedly stepped forward and held the remaining ears): Old lady, here it is.

Jia Mu (sobbing): What evil have I done? When my old enemies met these two young enemies, they didn't worry me every day. It was like, "It's not like enemies don't get together." It didn't matter how long I closed my eyes, but I couldn't swallow this breath.

(Punching the table and crying)

(Baoyu and Daiyu felt something, they looked at each other and slowly lowered their heads)

Mrs. Wang: Old lady, please take care of yourself, Baoyu doesn’t want to Bullying my sister and making the old lady angry.

Jia Mu (sighing): Hey, let’s go

Mrs. Wang (holding Baoyu’s hand): Let’s go

(Baoyu doesn’t want to leave, As if he had something to say, Xiren helped Jia Mu go ahead. Mrs. Wang held Baoyu, and Baoyu turned back three times and left the Xiaoxiang Pavilion)

The second act of the drama "A Dream of Red Mansions"