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Why do you feel that all the girls in Northeast China are beautiful?
I feel this way because you don't know the Northeast, just like I don't know Chongqing. There have been many beautiful women in Chongqing since ancient times. I asked a classmate in Chongqing, and she said: Even so, there are not so many beautiful women. There are others who look ordinary. They are not as magical as us.
As for the girls in Northeast China, they are all beautiful. I still beg to differ. Why are all the girls in Northeast China beautiful? I know my heel. If that's the case, it's not crazy to rob the northeast girl.
People's first impression of the northeast people may be a little more generous, and girls in the northeast also have this feature. There are relatively few girls with a small family, and most of them are bold and cautious, and they rarely drag their feet when dealing with problems. Generally, they prefer to solve problems.
I asked on Baidu search before: Is there anything more generous than men in Northeast China?
Baidu search is also very funny, and the answer is: "Are you looking for a northeast bitch?" .
I feel very funny when I see this. Although a little suspected of being a black girl in Northeast China, in fact, many girls in Northeast China still dare to love and hate. In the past, many people didn't know about our northeast, and there were many brain-dead people in their hands, which simply discredited the image of the northeast people. The sentence "Try not to make any noise" was a complete joke, but you actually took it seriously.
Many people think that every one of us in Northeast China is a triad, because "what are you looking at" and "what are you looking at" can do it. Everyone is holding machetes, and whoever is unhappy will fuck. Come on, tell me, which city in Northeast China is like this, and I'll watch.
You should wake up. Now it is a society ruled by law. It's not illegal for you to chop people up and fight. Although we are a little generous, we are not so smart.
Speaking of this tiger, it reminds me of a Shandong classmate chatting with us at that time. One of our northeast girls said, little boy, why are you so tiger?
He immediately asked, "What does a tiger mean?" .
The tiger just praised you for being particularly handsome and brave.
"Thank you." Hearing this, I burst out laughing. In fact, a tiger means that this person is a tiger. He didn't want anything, he didn't think of anything. He just said, "Fuck him, let him pretend."
Well, finally, I just want to say, if you have nothing to do, just visit the northeast without a bodyguard. The temperament of northeast girls is still very good. Before drinking, she was from the northeast, and after drinking, the whole northeast was hers.
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