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Qq Xuanwu lovers name daquan

1, the maple leaves are falling, waiting for you to return. 2. I am clean and tidy, clean and steady.

I am handsome, and I am emerging.

4. Why are you as soft as soda? Because you made me sprout.

5. Understanding the feelings of the prodigal girl touched the hearts of hooligans.

6. In the deepest despair and the most beautiful scenery

7. Love me: Is it long enough? Accompany me: Will you leave?

I'm tired of making waves and being lonely for a long time.

9. Because I am a fairy baby, I will be a fairy baby.

10, lonely wine lovers recall their lovers.

1 1. Love you and accompany you for a long time.

12, she is dirty but kind. You are beautiful but uneducated.

13, Haitang was annihilated.

14, the south wind wine hates the heart, and the north warm tea warms the heart.

15, such as loneliness.

16, I don't love you, I told me not to.

17, cooling cooling humanity

18, promiscuous suspects love to arrest police officers.

19, old dreams in the south, love in the north

20. Dudu's little mouth plays willfully and touches your hair to accommodate you.

2 1, talk about mulberry when it is green.

22. The cute captain of the basketball court and the anthomaniac chick of the cheerleading team.

23. You are on your forehead and you are in your heart.

24. That's it, that's it.

25, Chen Jiaodi wife steady Tian Di

26, smelly feet old man sweet feet old lady

27. You are as white as ever, and I am as red as ever.

28, cold clothes and blue clothes are hidden.

29. Our hands tied together have never been separated.

30. set up a stall to sell memories and drink for life

3 1, Xianwei Fruit Shop Dream grocery store

32. Jade Di has been hidden and Green Zheng has been hidden.

I can't talk about love, but I like it very much.

Your city is my famine year.

35. The cutest height difference and the dirtiest emotional intelligence difference.

36. Hand-in-hand squatting posture, height difference, kissing, rubbing your head, killing.

I lost my temper and lost my voice.

You are so tall, I'm afraid I can't reach you. Don't cry, I'll bend down.

39, spirits and sake warm air

40, cool to nothing, cool to nowhere to go.

4 1, perched in your eyes and stayed in my heart.

42. Old streets, old towns, old ports and old people

43. I won't be apart from you for a long time

44. No matter how hard and tired you are, don't say goodbye no matter how noisy you are.

45. Love words are drunk and words are seen.

46. The breeze and drizzle in late autumn will never leave you.

47. Cut the kiss roll and eat the ugly lotus root

48. Pay special attention to 99+ and I are related by blood.

49, silent but intimate, but considerate.

50. Married to a crazy woman-married to a smelly rascal-

5 1, this life is holding a knife and laughing at you in your previous life.

52. The goddess let me go and the male god let me dance.

53. The ancient dirty male teacher was a dirty female.

54. I know very little about people who know me. I know geometry.

I have bothered you before, but I won't bother you again.

56. A breeze, drunkenness, drizzle, clear poetry

57. Blindly love.

58, loneliness is drunk loneliness to accompany.

59. There is loneliness in the north and tenderness in the south.

60. Wukong has a short skirt! Superman has shorts!

6 1, looking north and wandering south

62, whispering

63. How far is it from you?

64. I am a foodie, I am a foodie.

65, wonderful, I am more funny than funny.

66, high-energy pick up hot chicks intelligent Liao Han

67. The seawall of the pub is stubborn.

68. Very cool. I'm just teasing you. I only spoil you.

69. Late summer ends in midsummer, and vows are scattered all over the world.

70, funny than small taste love rat scorpion taste small love rat.

7 1, long hair, plain face, foodie, the most beautiful girl, the most greasy white cowboy, the most handsome boy.

72. Girls who smell alcohol smoke boys.

73. People who want to be protected will also want to be protected.

75. Senyu Muge Island Morning Bell

76. Keep walking. I'll carry you when I'm tired. Hand in hand, I am not afraid of you.

77. Yellow love letter paper moldy gift box

78. Warm harbor girl Wen Xiang teenager

79, black crow little dirty ya

80. South Lane Cool North Building Boom

8 1, hodgepodge sister jumped up and wiped the hose to warm the man to buy karma.

Come with me at night. I want to hug you.

83. The whole network only marries one you, and the whole network only marries one you.

Ignorance and ignorance

85. Hug me deeply and kiss me peacefully.

86. Lies are provocative and routine.

87, promiscuous, careless ambiguous, popular for a while.

I don't want to hear perfunctory excuses.

89. Get drunk together

90. Qian Zhi. Chia

Qq dazzles the name of dance, and couples are beautiful.

1, Yudi has been hidden, and Zheng Qing has been hidden.

2. The back of the sun and the Chang 'e of the moon

3. Japanese dog princes eat deer women

4. break a piece of dignity and dip it in a little mess

5. Wukong has a short skirt! Superman has shorts!

6, fairy flavor fruit shop dream grocery store

Hold you in the palm of your hand and hold you in your arms.

8. Sticking my heart to 502 is yours.

9. I heard the sound of rain and the bells of temples in the distance.

10, Gu Sen abandoned wood.

1 1, Nanmu Chencheng Beno Chen Cheng

12, dirty little woman with sewage smell, old driver with wind oil smell.

13. Letters from afar are sent to people.

14, say good night and have a good dream.

15, I drink stories, but I don't like wine. I follow the crowd and won't go with you.

16, being caught by a cat or liking being hurt by you or liking you?

17, I will wait for you to come back.

18, Book and Song Night holding a knife and holding wine, smiling in white.

19, many encounters do not expect companionship.

20, amorous ronin spoony lover

2 1. Smile and kiss.

22. You cried so hard that I smiled so affectedly.

May you be happy and sad.

24. Why don't you go to heaven? Why don't you hide?

25. Love is everywhere and meticulous.

26. The prostitute said that she loved the general. The general smiled sarcastically.

27, wonderful, I am funnier than funny.

28, dry mouth probably owes a kiss.

29. I fell in love with my poisoned bone-loving self.

30, I don't play league, I'm only responsible for handsome, I'm not responsible for line, I'm only responsible for cute.

3 1. How many nights are left? Good night several times.

32. Eat and be loved, and eat and drown.

33, cappuccino with sugar, royal salute with ice,

34. Everyone who drinks has a story. People who smoke have something on their minds.

35-year-old, joke girl gossip boy

36. I like to sleep.

37, cold clothes and blue clothes are hidden.

38. Empty feelings, out-of-control sadness.

39. Crazy little girl with mental illness. Crazy little girl with mental illness

40, Yang Yang's little girl. ? Zheng Shuang's little fan brother. ?

4 1, she is dirty but kind, and you are beautiful but uneducated.

42, willing to ruin my life for you to turn back.

43. Cut the bamboo cat and take the leaf deer

No one lives like my puppet.

45, extreme silence above zero

46. Flowers and wedding dresses, ties and suits

Emma, if this is not my old man, then here I am, old woman.

48. Migratory birds have flown, but it is hard to catch a vow.

49. Hold your heart tightly and recall your feelings.

50. Holding a knife in this life will make you laugh in the last life.

5 1, blindly love blindly.

52. Born lonely and eager to hug.

53. Wild as the wind, proud as the light.

54, smelly feet old man sweet feet old lady

55. Things are not fun, are they fun?

56. I am a lemon, and I am always sad. I am mint, and my heart is always cold.

57. Mountains and rivers in the Year of Slave.

58, playing punk soft cute girl

59. I lost my way in your heart and drowned the sea in your eyes.

60. I know very little about people who know us. We know geometry.

6 1, you lose your joke when you dye a dirty word.

62. I am cute and cute. I'm handsome. I'm planting grass.

63. Uncle holding a silly girl?

64, seven lane childe nine street girl

65. In the deepest despair and the most beautiful scenery

66. Don't play emotional cards with an emotional knife.

67. Travel with you and follow you.

68. The tenderness that can't hide the fundus can't hide the deep affection in the heart.

69. Accumulate eternal love lines and crush deep red acacia.

70. Eye-catching breeze and drizzle in Qi Mei

7 1, lonely and lonely

I want to be a headmaster! All right, stop it. Go to sleep!

73, three-point obsession. Seven points. Yes.

74. The famous ice emperor

75. Give me a hug and a kiss.

76, tease her husband's brain, tease her slag.

77. Break the knife and abandon the halberd for you. Study ink and write for you.

78, heterosexual allergies except you.

79. Maybe you don't know that you are my support.

80. How can you be proud of your life but lose to love?

8 1, hodgepodge sister jumped up and wiped the hose to warm the man to buy karma.

82. I hope the intersection is only parallel.

83. Share your passion and love in your arms.

84. Love begins with love and ends with love.

85. What is attainable but unattainable-what is attainable but unattainable-.

86, gentle female killer pick up girls sniper

87. Old streets, old towns, old ports and old people

88. Start writing and write to you.

89. Big eyes and small mouth

Qq dazzles dance names, and couples are domineering.

1, shore under the stars, shore under the stars

2. lose her? Lost your life? Lose him? Lost heart?

The point is that she is my wife. After all, she is my old man.

4, wood crying green into a tree! The tree cries green into a forest!

5. I want to wear a king's gun to treat you as a queen, and I want to wear a phoenix crown to treat you as a king.

6, girls, so love that boy, so love.

7. Call the king me, and call me after being king.

I can't find your eyes in my field of vision. You are always wandering outside.

9、? You're leaving, and I'm not staying? If you don't leave, please think twice

10, tease my husband and I tease my woman's brain.

1 1, you dislike me for being short and being afraid of losing face! I hate you for being chased!

12, you are from the stars ★ I am from the earth ☆.

13, new idea 2/n old idea 2/s

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15, don't care _ don't care _ be gentle.

16. Thank you for coming to my room. Thank you for staying in my room.

17, whoever promises is gentle.

18, affectionate words are not easy to express. Only I can understand fools.

19, she is indeed a better choice, and he is indeed a better choice.

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2 1, lemon is not full of sadness, mint is not full of coolness.

22 nd, in ヽ'; Negative treasure is willing to ask for it; Tilting stars

23. What if you lose the whole world! So what if I lose you and have the whole world!

Lend your son to your grandson, and I will lend your daughter to your granddaughter.

25. Thanks for the time, I won't abandon you all the year round.

26. Pencil cannot draw the future. Erasers can't erase memories.

27. Give you three-dimensional love and open your heart.

28. If you want to wear a crown and hold a scepter, you will become a king. Want to wear a crown, hold your heart and hold your back.

29. Girls who dare to look at bangs are queens, and teenagers who dare to look at skirts are hooligans.

30. I will accompany you to dinner wherever I take you home.

3 1, arrogant, cool, handsome, and arrogant.

32, not chubby, just a lot of meat, not very beautiful, just too dazzling.

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35. There is a yearning when you close your eyes, and there is also a yearning when you open your eyes.

Blue sky is not as good as your eyes, and the sea is not as good as your affection.

37. Lemon I watermelon I.

38. People who like me are sick! No wonder I've been taking medicine!

39. Where is the fool Xiansen? I am here.

40. I want to go against the sky and learn to bully me. Stop fooling around and turn off the lights and go to bed.

4 1, I am the only son-in-law appointed by your mother and the only daughter-in-law appointed by your father.

42. Draw the land into a prison and turn it into an axe to break the prison.

43. I don't have to go to the best time with you.

44、? I'm Mulan, her grandmother? I'm Lu's grandfather.

45. His youth, her sea, her fleeting time and his days.

I will never forget that I am waiting for you to shine.

47. Don't abandon her, I will live up to him.

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49. Rose and the girl I love Moonlight and the teenager I love.

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5 1, I have quirks and I don't mind me.

52. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old. I robbed the object and died early.

53, heroine, I'll lead the singer, don't be arrogant.

54. Fried eggs are hard and hard.

55. Love my brother Yu. I love my sister Ping. The future is boundless.

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57. Time lover * deep sea lover *

58. I heard that someone in your heart is talking nonsense, otherwise you are a ghost.

59. A young lady will never leave her husband in her life.

60、-? Play with me-? Laugh with me

6 1, I am not handsome but stupid. I am not cute but funny.

62. Build a world with me and look down on the world with you.

63, male god, I, goddess's shoelaces are loose, don't move, I'll tie me.

64. If a teenager has long hair and waist, he must keep a knife.

65. Warm man, you shine on my goddess and you gather me.

66. A promise of a ring, a sincere love.

Don't frown, I think you are the most precious.

68._ _ at arm's length. _ _ at arm's length

I would rather give up everything for you. I don't want you to disappear.

70. So, please don't go near famous grass, so, please don't go near famous flowers.

7 1,-swear to love for life? -Grow old together?

72, your heart, can't guess your eyes, can't understand.

73. Miss her. Love him.

74. I only spoil my goddess when it's cold! I am proud and only love my male god!

75, you, just you! Don't look handsome! You, only you! Don't look at beautiful women!

76. My goddess is Zhen Zi, and my male god is a zombie.

77. I am a good person and spoil me. Being a daughter-in-law is good for me.

78. Heartache can't restrain my thoughts. Alcohol can't paralyze my sadness.

79. My hair will hang down to the soles of my feet. It is difficult for me to have long hair. Do you know me?

80. The son is Qi Qi C and the daughter is Hua C.

8 1, slave ☆ Live for you, landlord ★ Never leave for you.

82. Take away what I love. Why should I give up what I love? Why should I be beautiful when I grow up?

83. If you betray your heart, if you betray your memory, you will destroy it.

84. Hold on to you and don't let go. I hold on to you and don't leave me.

You are a wonderful flower and I am also a wonderful flower.

86. From that second on, you began to become transparent. From that moment on, you began to lose weight.

87, falling flowers everywhere, dreaming of stepping on your world, dreamlike, drunk for two months.

88. Tilt? Д? ノノノノ Orz was occupied by other cities? Д? ノノノノ ノorz ノノノノノノ

89. Under the starlight, I hold you deeply. In the moonlight, I kiss you gently.

90. My daughter is surnamed Wang with you, and my son is surnamed Wang with me.

9 1,-Mushroom is cool, I drag the world in school uniform. -Boy, I go to the Internet cafe with my schoolbag on my back.

92. You are too tall for me to reach! Don't cry, I bent down!

93. If you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

94. I am a soft-hearted woman.

95. Don't bow your head. The crown will fall off. Don't cry. Bitch will laugh.

96、? Who broke that fragile relationship? And who left each other early?

The wife is cute and the husband is handsome.

98, seven evil wives carry

99. I stop kissing you and miss you all the time.

100, Shuaibi's husband babbled ii Mengbi's daughter-in-law bounced and wiped ii.

10 1、? No matter how headstrong she is, she is also my wife. No matter how overbearing, it is also my object.

102, orangutan's you. I come from the earth.

103, long-term drowning in the deep sea! Cold or not! Lonely! Are you scared?

104, Meng is more handsome than my daughter-in-law, and Fu Bi Jun is just me.

105, my teasing will shine, and I, my goddess will shine.

Qq dazzle dance couples have simple names.

1, once held hands with you.

2. Your face is pale and your smile is heartless.

3. Mountains are delicate eyes and chaotic mud.

4. Wild, cute, uninhibited and moving

5. Give an old friend an empty city.

Don't get tired of being near me. If I leave you, I will cry.

7, white shirt, maroon dress

8. Ah, why do you occasionally hit me and hurt you?

9. I am willing to spend the rest of my life with you.

10, handsome and arrogant, not provocative, cute and clever, just teasing you.

1 1, the night is still young and happy.

12, love will accompany you for a long time, and I will not fail you.

13, belly black attack fried quilt

14, more fun and more acid.

No one lives like my puppet.

16, affectionate but accompanying ♀ long-term support but missing ♀

17, Princess Green Antu

18, how long will it take to separate, and how far can we go together.

19, Joker Sensen-Miss Beauty-

20, high cold senior short warm school girl

The breeze is your friend and the spring breeze is your neighbor.

22. The sky is still blue and the stars are still bright

23. Reach out your hand and warm your shoulders.

24. Dirty brother and dirty sister

25, high cold and arrogant.

26, no longer good show evil kill

27. The sense of disobedience is a kind of vision.

28, slow silly, cute, black, handsome and crazy

29. Beavers can't open peaches.

30. It is appropriate to draw eyebrows and eyes.

3 1, smoke addiction into my throat, wave addiction into my bones

32. Half a cup of green tea and half a cup of Lin 'an.

33. Unexpected joy comes naturally.

34. I can't speak and I'm not in the mood.

35, wine and smoke in the wind

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37. The dead fish in the sea died for seven seconds. Remember that nine lives last forever, and a cat died heartless.

38. All kinds of small flowers and flowers.

39. Hold her hand gently and stroke his eyebrow.

40. the appearance is not pleasing, and the personality is too annoying.

4 1, don't want the future, stay as long as you come, are you there?

42. Please! Bo you love!

43. Erzhi girl is round and strange.

No one will marry you except me.

45. The promise disappeared in a fleeting time. My promise was lost in exile.

46. Ningbeisen House in Orange South Hutong

47. Open up a new field and go global.

48. The class grass of Xiaopangmei sunflower class in kindergarten

49, three-point obsession. Seven points. Yes.

50, time flies, the years are intoxicated.

5 1, the dreamer steals the dream

52, just kiss your forehead. Just touch your chest.

In the cold winter, you can have a good drink.

54. The paper umbrella is slightly oblique and mottled.

I would rather not hug you until I am old.

56. I want to embrace your soul and live in your dream.

57. The south embraces the summer solstice and the north dreams of Mu.

58. Everyone who drinks has a story. People who smoke have something on their minds.

59. Once a night is absolutely super high. There will be a catastrophe every month.

60. Hypocrisy is hard to quit; Virtuality is hard to prevent.

6 1. Hide the gun in the trench coat and the knife in the sleeve.

62. Migratory birds have flown, but it is hard to catch a vow.

63. Have a glass of old wine. I hope you can come.

64. I lost my way in your heart and drowned the sea in your eyes.

65. Distant mountains are like your eyebrows and clear water is like your eyes.

66. The original heart is unchanged+the vinegar heart has moved.

67. A glass of turbid wine is a breeze.

68. Help your eyebrows and waist.

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70. If you don't look back, I will never look back.

7 1, song for you, telling for you.

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73. The breeze supported the old man with a paper umbrella of spirits.

74, a faint rouge cold paper folding fan.

I want to be a headmaster! All right, stop it. Go to sleep!

76. laugh. Your perfunctory is so obvious, you cry, and your lies are so vivid.

77. Narrow alleys are in the downtown seaport and the old city.

78, tease her husband's brain, tease her slag.

79. Negative second generation and poor second generation

80, silly don't pull a few cute don't pull a few silly?

8 1, Miss, are you playing with your heart _ Son, are you playing with your life _

82. Cool, delicious and wild

83. Don't love me if you can push me away. Don't come near me if you don't love me.

84. Before the sun warms up in the breeze.

85. You can't do it.

86, too lazy to be tempted and sincere

87. She, my wife, him and my father.

88, yo, yo, yo

Are you out of your mind? Why didn't you drown?

90. The battlefield female emperor loves the emperor