What joke can amuse your boyfriend?

Dad bathed his 3-year-old daughter. As soon as he put her in the basin, her daughter shouted, "mom, look, dad is picking up girls."

A Dai said it was the worst joke in history, and he asked Agua if he would like to hear it. Agua: Just skip the place that is too yellow. A Dai: OK! The joke is, skip, skip, skip ... it's over!

A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito and his whole hand was swollen! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee and his whole foot swelled up! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

The boy said to the police, come on, someone hit my father! The policeman ran with the boy, and sure enough, two men were fighting. "Which is your father?" "I don't know, that's why they fight."

The engine of a passenger plane caught fire and was about to crash. A male passenger grabbed a parachute and prepared to jump out of the plane. A gentleman said, hello! There are women on the plane! Male passenger: There is no time now!

Happy campus: if a girl looks terrible, it is called the scene of a car accident, and her boyfriend is called saving people; If a boy has no life, he is called Dunhuang Grottoes, and his girlfriend is called a grave robber.

Wife: Do you remember last February, when you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: A carp called just now and said that you have become a father.

A village girl was caught stealing corn by the young man who looked after the land. The village girl wanted to corrupt the young man and went straight to him: Big Brother, there is a sorghum field over there. Young man: sorghum? The sorghum field belongs to the production team!

There is a beef noodle restaurant next door. The business of Lisi vegetarian noodle restaurant is getting worse and worse, and there are still few customers competing for price reduction. Later, he changed his signboard and his business was very good. It turned out that he changed the name of "plain noodles" to "naked noodles".

The first time someone saw a movie, there was a scene where the heroine was lying in the bathtub. Seeing this, he stood up and said to himself, no wonder the fare upstairs is more expensive than that downstairs.

My wife is addicted to cooking and made her husband's favorite fish head with chopped pepper. The husband smacked his lips after tasting it: Good thing, what a good thing! Wife is happy: then eat more. Husband: Unfortunately, you ruined everything.

The young couple quarreled, throwing pillows from upstairs, and a beggar passed by happily; After a while, another quilt flew down and the beggar was ecstatic. He wiped his tears and shouted to the upstairs: big brother, be kind and throw that woman down!

The teacher asked the monitor to check that students wearing vests and shorts were not allowed to attend the class meeting. Before the class meeting, the teacher asked: Did you do what you were asked to do? Monitor: No, none of the girls are willing to take off their clothes for me!

In the restaurant. Woman: Will you marry me? Male silence. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I am angry, I will find someone to marry here! The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

Actor A anxiously looks for the director: Didn't you say that I should play the role of Wu Dalang? Why did you change people again? The director said impatiently, How many times have I told you that you are not tall enough to play Wu Dalang?

A man managed to put his luggage on the plane. The stewardess asked, do you always carry such heavy luggage? M: Not next time! Next time it's my turn to hide in the box, my companion will buy a ticket.

A girl wrote to her boyfriend in the distance: honey, don't write to me again. Neighbors think that postman is my boyfriend. ...

In the middle of the night, Bush saw the lamp with hair standing in front of his bed. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Laden shook his chest-high beard, smiled coldly and said, I'm glad, I'm so confident!

Mr. and Mrs. Harry are fishing by the river while Mrs. Harry is nagging. Soon, a fish was hooked. Mrs Harry: What a poor fish! Mr. Harry: If it shuts up, it's all right!

Personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

Yesterday, I let a mosquito find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? A pimple represents my heart!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

In high school, there was a small hole in the wall between the men's toilet and the women's toilet. Once a buddy looked through a small hole and found someone watching. It turned out to be the dean. Later, we blocked the hole ourselves.

I was training the wolf pepper to do the action, and it happened that my friend was visiting, and the wolf pepper was going to jump on me, which made my friend tremble. I looked at it and shouted, "Sit down!" Unexpectedly, it was not Chili but a friend who sat down.

The city zoo stood in front of the crocodile, opened its mouth wide and looked into its mouth. The tourist asked: What's the matter? Administrator: I don't know. The doctor has been in his mouth for half an hour.

A woman got on the bus in a one-step skirt, but the skirt was too tight to lift her legs, and she still couldn't untie the two buttons of the skirt. Later, when I saw a man staring at her, I called the hooligan! Man: You are a rogue. You untied us all so quickly!

An official was trampled by his wife and said, Your Majesty, my wife Luo Chan stepped on my veil. Upload the purport cloud: the queen and I disagree, and the dragon crown is broken. Your gauze cap is an egg.

"How many employees are there in your factory?" "Twelve-or to be exact: eleven, because there is always a person squatting in the toilet."

A lady walks into a pet shop and wants to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

During the negotiation, the foreign businessman sneezed, just as the translator sneezed, and the manager said with an unhappy face, "You don't need to translate, I understand."