Three minutes before the first grade English class (short and easy to understand, jokes are ok)

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a faculty member. One day, in a crowded elevator, someone commented on its inefficiency. I said that the elevator hasn't changed for 20 years since I went to school there.

When the door finally opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a faculty member. One day, the elevator was very crowded, and some people complained that the elevator was too inefficient. I said that the elevator hasn't been changed for 20 years since I went to school there.

Finally, when the elevator door opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically. Looking back, I saw an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

A female mouse

The mouse's second language is also important.

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk, and suddenly she

Found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat, and then

The cat looks at the mouse.

Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" " cat

Scared him to run for his life.

Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "Now, will you?"

Understand the value of a second language? "

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat waiting in the bushes.

Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could.

The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language."