I would rather commit suicide than collect 20 sentences from others.

1. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

2. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face and take the small one.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and kill their bald princess.

Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, which is healthier than them and kills them.

This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

6. Pretending to be playing while playing games, in fact, books are secretly read, secretly recited and rolled to death.

7. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

8. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

9. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

10. I'm just that piece of paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine. It hurts me to death. Don't feel bad.

1 1. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility and no children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

12. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job, but I am actually preparing for the exam full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

13. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

14. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

15. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

16. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

17. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

18. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

19. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

20. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

Twenty articles of your humorous copy

1. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

2. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

3. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

4. You learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late drinking coke and eating snacks, and I'll die early if I don't sleep. I'll be reborn in advance to grab the Beijing hukou, and then you can't beat me for three lives.

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi Viagra live, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

6. When others shit in the toilet, I shit in the bed. It's so convenient. I'll roll them to death.

7. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.

8. I am a Chinese cabbage. I have the heart to kill others, but I am a Chinese cabbage.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. Pretend to sleep in class, listen secretly with your ears and roll them to death.

1 1. When Wang Juan went to war, nothing was long.

12. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

13. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

14. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

15. Did you write today?

16. I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

17. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

18. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

19. In the future, you will be grateful to yourself who is not desperate now.

20. When we are strong inside, we won't take winning as the only value of the game.

Funny sentences about involution were sent to a circle of friends to collect 20 sentences.

1. Everyone is paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, richer than them, and killed them.

4. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is being endorsed, secretly backed, and rolled to death.

5. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

6. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

7. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. Before I had time to intervene, I started mental internal friction.

1 1. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

12. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

13. The tornado landed in xx.

14. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

15. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

16. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

17. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

18. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

A collection of 40 classic funny sentences describing baldness.

Classic funny sentences describing baldness (I) 1. Then I wanted to dye my hair, and then I went bald.

Baldness and hair loss caused by stress, I really can't do anything about it.

Even if I had one hair left on my head, I wouldn't be so sad.

The pressure is too great, I can't sleep every day, and my hair loses a lot. I don't want to lose to reality. I don't want to get the final answer that I give up insisting is wrong. The wheel of fate, how do you turn it?

5. Every time you wash your hair, a lot of hair will always be trapped on the filter screen of the sink; I usually just comb my hair with my fingers, so it's easy to catch my hair.

I lost more hair this month than I did in a year. It turns out that people really lose their hair under pressure.

7. I seem to have a relapse of depression. Why am I so fragile? My hands have been shaking, and my hair has lost a lot. I feel inexplicably depressed every day.

8. After 40 years old, my hair is getting thinner and thinner. After 50 years old, my hair loss increased more. Although it is not "Tongshan", it is inevitable to be a little worried. After all, hair is also an important part of human appearance.

9. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in my house, but I still have a lot.

10. Stay up the deepest, lose the most hair, and become the barest Lu.

1 1. Dark circles are better. Many bags under the eyes are also better than the skin. A lot of hair can't be lost. I haven't had acne in the past month.

12. According to research by Mr. Guo Moruo, Du Fu was about fifty years old when he wrote this poem. He said that Du was a precocious poet because he lived in poverty and had a lot on his mind. In fact, thinning hair in the fifties is a normal physiological phenomenon.

13. I have lost a lot of hair recently, and my head is a little bald, which makes the bald hair worse. I really want to have long hair, like a hair follicle with four or five hairs.

14. Is your hair bald? The hairline moves back naturally as a whole, with more hair at the back and baldness at the front.

15. Do you have hair loss problems like me?

16. Bald hasn't lost the battle yet.

17. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

18. I haven't had much pressure recently and I haven't permed my hair. Why did you start to lose a lot of hair again? I've been using hair growth shampoo!

19. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair.

20. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

The classic funny sentence describing his baldness (part two) 2 1. How can a good guy with insomnia, acne and hair loss under great pressure be ugly?

22. My hair no longer loves me and has left me.

23. I yearn for baldness every summer, but I am trapped in the hairline that keeps moving up.

24. Hair is getting less and less, and you won't be bald at the age of 30.

25. I'm afraid of washing my hair. If I wash it once, it will wash off more and more.

26. Just grab it before taking a shower and tie it up. Even if you are bald, you can't stick it out!

27. Who says I don't like sports? My hair has been falling freely.

28. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to comb out all kinds of hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

29. I am also afraid of baldness. I have lost a lot of hair and can braid my hair.

30. I didn't cherish my hair when it was thick, but now I regret it.

3 1. I dreamed that I lost all my hair last night, which scared me today. I've been under a lot of pressure recently, or I need to relax.

32. I'm sorry if I lose my hair. I'm really going bald. If I stay up late, I am a dog.

33. Zhao Zhangguang, a well-known inventor of "Zhangguang 10 1", compiled a book specializing in hair care and hairdressing, and collected many folk secret recipes for treating alopecia. Modern people have developed many drugs to treat alopecia, promote hair growth and nourish hair with the help of high-tech means.

34. Recently, hair loss is very serious, and my inferiority complex is almost bald. I lost a lot of hair in the shower, which is very slow and I don't want it.

I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

36. The author was probably troubled by hair loss, which led to such creative inspiration close to life. It can be seen that hair loss in autumn is a common phenomenon.

The only thing that can persist for so many years is hair loss.

38. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

39. Even if I had one hair left on my head, I wouldn't be so sad.

40. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "The hair is too short to hold the hair clasp". It shows that the white hair on the head is getting less and less, and the hairpin in the bun can't be inserted.

Suitable for friends to ridicule their hair loss.

A sentence that is suitable for making friends to tease your hair loss-1. Sudden death is not a national anxiety, but hair loss is.

I will always remember the summer wind, and definitely say that I am bald.

3. What about hair loss? I lose a lot of hair every day. Pillow. In bed. On the ground, two days of cleaning time is still very long.

If I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.

I washed my hair and lost a lot of it. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

Even if I had one hair left on my head, I wouldn't be so sad.

7. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

8. I go home every day and see my hair washed in the bathroom in the morning, and my eyes are full of tears.

9. Why do I always lose my hair recently? Every morning after combing my hair, I dare not look at the hair loss on the ground. Am I going bald?

10. Getting rich is far easier than getting rich.

1 1. I've gained a lot of weight recently, but I'm fine. Finally, my hair fell out one by one. Last summer was a nightmare. There is no harm in eating more, except gaining weight.

12. I started to comb my hair and my hair fell out. It's okay. It's normal. Anyway, most of my hair is combed out now. Oh, my God, I'm going bald. I can't go bald What method can prevent hair loss?

13. Lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

14. Ah, I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.

15. I have never seen any big waves, but I am really afraid of losing my hair.

16. A lot of hair loss. It's about to collapse.

17. The hair must be a girl's. After all, a woman can't stay in college.

18. A girl often stays up late. When she wears a ponytail, she looks like a brother.

19. It is normal to lose more than 100 hairs every day, and it will grow back. I doubt this sentence.

20. It turns out that I'm not the only one with hair loss.

Suitable for friends to ridicule their hair loss. 2 1. Everyone is divorced, and I am miserable. I lost my hair.

22. I didn't expect to see a Chinese doctor, because I lost my hair before I was 30.

23. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is scary for girls to lose their hair.

24. The daily life of contemporary youth, hair loss, feels bald day by day.

25. My youth falls off with my hair.

26. 16. The adult world is really difficult. I lost my hair, and now it's all added up. It's not as thick as wearing a ponytail when I was a child.

27. I am still young and don't want to lose my hair!

28. The code word is 8000+ a day, and there is nothing wrong with it except a lot of hair loss.

29.8. I can't sleep every night and lose my hair. Calm down, keep everything simple and earn more bread, which is the most practical.

30. Who says I don't like sports? My hair has been falling freely.

3 1. Take medicine frequently every day, cook frequently, go to bed early and get up early, eat lightly, and set five or six alarm clocks to remind me, all in order to lose two hairs.

32. I lost a lot of hair in my room today, and my mother said I was unsanitary. Is this something I can control?

33. Why do people have long hair, and then they will be sad because of losing it. Why do people think about this problem? Are they unhappy if they don't want to?

34. When washing your face, the washbasin is full of hair loss! In the future, I will go to bed before 1 1: 30, so this class will be bald sooner or later.

35. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

36. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

37. Every time you wash your hair, you will lose a lot of hair. I wash it every three days. I washed it twice today, which is very exaggerated. I didn't lose much weight when I blew my hair. Maybe once every three days is too long.

38.3. Hair is rolled in with a hair dryer, and it loses too much hair. Every time I comb my hair and wash my hair, I lose a lot of hair, although I am not bald.

39. I want to eat diazepam, sleep, stay up late and lose my hair. Duke Zhou, I am sleepy at seven o'clock. Why am I still so excited? Get me out of here!

40. Every time I wash my hair, I am at the chemotherapy site.

Anecdotes about sand sculptures in involution: 20 pieces collected by migrant workers.

1. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

My roommates didn't have any children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

3. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

My roommates are asleep, so I secretly drink carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

5. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

6. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

7. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

8. This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

9. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

10. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

1 1. The volume in the dormitory is the first!

12. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

13. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

14. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

15. Boyfriend plays games on weekends. I studied secretly, was more educated than him, and then I didn't want him.

16. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

17. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

18. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.

19. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

20. My roommates are all asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.